carpetmonster
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Whatever 24YO GOP staffer thought that it was a good idea to tweet this is about to be evaporated via Jewish space laser but I do have to admit to giggling a little
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Steve Albini’s away to the Big Black
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12 minutes ago, Leith Green said:
I'm abroad and just saw this.
Fucking hell, isnt she an ex ERG loonball?
What the actual f**k is Starmer thinking?
‘If we don’t behave like Tories, they’ll just elect Tories’ or something similar.
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2 minutes ago, BFTD said:
Probably just a coincidence.
The mercury probably killed the worm. That’s smart thinking from the tracheotomy-voice boxed face drawn on a foosty onion!
About the same time he learned of the parasite, he said, he was also diagnosed with mercury poisoning, most likely from ingesting too much fish containing the dangerous heavy metal, which can cause serious neurological issues. “I have cognitive problems, clearly,” he said in the 2012 deposition.
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1 hour ago, tamthebam said:
remember when you got proper BRITISH crisps? None of this Thai Chilli or curry flavoured foreign nonsense...
you could crush them up into these for a delightful gammon ramen
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12 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:
What's this device in my upgraded van? There are 2 of the wee doofers I'm holding, and when I went to remove the device screwed onto the dash, there's a wire connected that disappears into the fascia.
Is it critical to the van working, or, as I suspect, on old mobile phone fitting?
If the wee button doesn’t heat up when you put it back into the mount it could be a cigarette lighter for quitting smokers.
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After crying to Judge Merchan about missing his son’s high school graduation, and Merchan agreeing to let him go, it appears Trumpy’s sacking it off to go to a GOP dinner in Minnesota instead. I’m sure Barron’s likely relieved.
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10 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
Stormy Daniel now giving evidence. Hopefully Trump will have to get his cock out so the jury can decide whether its more like a mushroom or a toadstool.
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7 minutes ago, Girth said:
Fair comment. Did he admit to kissing Saddam's cigar cutter?
Apparently he dresses to the anti-imperialist left.
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20 minutes ago, D Angelo Barksdale said:
"I'm scared of being gay" is some excuse for cheating on yer misuss.
There’s probably a ‘yes I was scared of being gay so that’s why I did that just to make sure I wasn’t’ story somewhere, but it’ll likely never come out because f**k admitting to pumping George.
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Maybe we should just use folks with learning difficulties as public toilets?
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Orange Gatorade because the whole house has got the norovirus. Fucking ugh, on all contexts.
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11 minutes ago, Molotov said:
Usual nimbys…..
Local residents have expressed fears over the possibility of increased traffic to an already busy area.Wendy Nutbrown, who lives opposite the site, told the BBC that the new proposals “put the fear of God into me".
Shite Beatrix Potter Knockoffs thread for this pish IMO.
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New celebrity fan for the Queens XI
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Boy To The Brownstuff
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I’m fairly sure George targets constituencies with a high minority populace because more recent immigrants might not have seen enough of him to realise he’s an absolute farce of a man.
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2 minutes ago, SandyCromarty said:
The right wing media would have you believe that.
They have given Reform massive undeserved coverage, which you have been subjected to if you are a Daily Mail reader.
Reform has 1 MP.
And 10 councillors out of a total of over 18000.
TBF, I’m in favor of that; if you’re reading the Mail you left sanity’s warm embrace some time ago so all that pimping Reform is gonna do is take votes off the Tories/Britain First/Scottish Family Party.
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45 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said:
And Muslims in general. And all the while lying about how many mayors were Muslim. (I think 3 of the 10 or so he named were, the others were all white men and women?)
He’ll be a popular pick in the 2025 dead pool thread, I’d venture. Man cannot live off a diet of gak and the smell of one’s own farts for that long a time.
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In the day’s least surprising news, Laurence Fox loses yet another deposit, winning only 0.005% of the vote in his bid to become a London Assembly member and not just an utter member.
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2 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said:
Did he forget his ID?
Forgot his box to stand on so he could reach the slot to put his paper into.
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What is the point of Labour ?
in The Politics Forum
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Asked about his own remarks in 2017 that Trump was a “racist Ku Klux Klan and Nazi sympathiser”, and that he vowed to “chain myself to the door of No 10” if the UK welcomed the US president on a state visit to the UK, Lammy said he had made those remarks as a backbencher.
If anyone can find a bookie that’ll take a bet on Lammy going ‘uh, yes sir, that’s me sir’ in a vaguely Southern accent when Trump mistakes him for Tim Scott, give me a shout.