There was a thread years ago where someone asked which footballers might be closeted homosexuals. That must have come close to the worst.
By the way, I'd shag Esther McVey.
I think the thing with Cummings was that he consistently banged them in for Hibs against better sides, and earned our undying approval as a result. Since he left, he's been meaningless at every other club.
"Oh Austin McCaaaaanny,
Oh Austin McCaaaaanny,
Oh Austin McCanny pledge his allegiance to the Pope,
And so his family will remain in purgatory when they die."
Wait...doesn't every club sing the bonfire song? Including Hearts.
But that's an aside. Sectarian AND/OR nationalist AND/OR historical AND/OR cultural songs being sung at football are cringe.
There you are. The football policeman has spoken.
Can you just explain this in a bit more depth, please? I'm pretty sure it's the kind of murky, sexist pseudo-comedy you'd here in a bar full of sexually-frustrated, cardigan-wearing Hearts fans in the 1950s, but I just want to make sure.
"It's chanted by Hibs fans to rile the Sevco fans, both at Easter road and Ibrox, and thoroughly achieves its ambition every time" ...is the correct answer.
I don't think anyone's disputing your story. I think they're questioning the complete whatthefuckery of proclaiming 'blood doesn't show on a maroon jersey'. Aye, and...
I worked at the 'Snecky one summer, and can confirm that the food contained no jizz, poo or bogies. Which is more than I can say for Chiquitos. Tough luck, @G51