The Other Foot

Anne is that you?

Bizarre comments in his interview. The man is unhinged.

Steve Clarke in/out? What’s the fucking question? Miserable fucking mediocrity is what he brings to the table. Oh but it’s alright because our fans sing the loudest… Actually they don’t even do that.

In

It’s been the same for all the teams, the whole tournament, no? I’ve been wondering why they’re all so sweaty.

I still don’t understand why the ten players don’t form a daisy chain, pass the ball amongst themselves while crab-walking up the pitch and right into the opponent’s goal. Get this formation pish in the bin.

Fucking hell. Alright you win, just don’t post that ever again. I’m still livid about the collar though. Who thought they had nailed it when they designed that grotesquery?

I think Youan will go for a fair penny but the 3m figure sounds…exuberant. I’d be happy with 1.5. I imagine Sir D of G will try to produce a solid core instead of buying marquee signings, as his predecessors have done. Can’t help but feel that getting rid of Hanlon and Stevenson might have been a poor idea with this in mind, but maybe that’s why I’m not a football manager. My only ‘keepsies’ this season would have been Hanlon, Stevenson, Newell and Cadden. Hire a bunch of uninspiring free agents who just know their role and nothing more. Get a couple of players who verge on the creative side but still offer relative predictability (Simon Murray a perfect example). Get a couple of top six finishes in a row, then look to build something a bit more exciting. Sir D of G is the perfect man for the job, I just hope MM gives his full backing.

So…is this result now bad for us? So confused

I’m sorry lads. You’ve both done an excellent job here, but the new collar pishes over both of these. Also, as I said last year, the name of our sponsor is fucking horrendous. For me, the ideal scenario is a darker green, white sleeves. No trim anywhere. Plain collar. Plain white sponsor, across the chest in a straight line, preferably featuring the business of a local-lad-come-good. No booze, no betting, no crypto. Oh and do away with shorts entirely. Troosers please. Grown men in shorts is fucking ridiculous.

Sir, I challenge you to find a worse Hibs home shirt. The nicotine stains, I find comforting. I loved my granny.

I still think France would beat this Spanish side. Not as convincing at first glance, but Austria put up a sterner test than this Italian team.

I wasn’t familiar with the work of Maupay. The man is a formidable WUM. Thank you

Walker is the only player I’d have at Hibs. Maybe Pickford to guard the silverware cabinet

Interested in seeing the stats behind this comparison. Finding the villains in the Balkans is like finding the ugly folk at Ibrox

Our new strip is the worst in our entire history. Hearts’ new away strip is a thing of beauty. Neither sentence is one I wanted to utter when I woke up this morning, but there you have it. We live in troubling times.

You’re as big a shitebag as Clarke. I was waiting patiently for your usual ‘fake goal celebration’ routine, and did it come? Did it f**k. Night ruined.

Punching the fucking air? You fucking dour cuntface of a man.

Clarke can feck off after this tournament. Yogi, step forward.

Ralston to score the winner