The Other Foot

Jude Yellingham

Czechoslovenia with a free kick

Never mind the VAR debate pish. Are the Engerlish getting their heads kicked in yet by bigger, scarier, sober, well-trained hooligans?

Hearts b*stards

Mads Mikkelsen; Viggo Mortensen; Hans Christian Anderson; Noma; Hamlet; Beowulf; Lego; The Little Mermaid; Thumbelina; Ragnar Lothbrok; Alphabeat; Peter Schmeichel; Søren Kierkegaard; every single Viking who muddied your beautiful race by taking advantage of our Doric crones…. Your boys took one hell of a beating.

The final should really be in this stadium.

Oh England, if only you could produce a goalscorer like Musiala. wait…

Football has been woke since the early 1900s. Grown men in shorts, ffs.

Honest to God. Those German kits are going to be shite once they drop the famous stripes. What were they thinking punting Adidas for Nike?

This is how working class people dress for Ascot

Reported for doxxing me.

So grumpy

FTFY

My contribution is a sunburst of realism. The psychopathic orange nepo-baby is, in reality, going to pay zero attention to the strategy document of a thinktank, or to the people within his party who would like him to. He is in this for himself. He will change with the wind. If the wholesale alteration of the civil service hiring process turns out to be too difficult (as it will, given the checks and balances inherent to American politics) then, in reality, he will drop the policy like a lead balloon and move on to the next thing that makes the sealpups clap. To over dramatise the potential effect of a Trump presidency is to give far too much respect to this microcosmic, slapstick moment in history. TLDR: you’re being hysterical, darling.

Let me tell you, they’re adept at pressing something. I’m drinking Aldi’s finest Chianti as we speak.

Worse. El Sharaawi up front.

“It’s time to prepare… Schedule F”

I’ve got Pat Fenlon on my commentary, who is surprisingly decent. He even thought to point out that the Italian manager has finally stopped wearing that ridiculous ITALY blazer. For someone who wore a tracksuit to the cup final in 2012, it’s nice to see such a learning curve in action.

Chiesa still one of my favourites, even though he moved to Juve. Sublime with the ball at his feet. Under appreciated internationally, as are most stars who stay in Italy.

Civil servants. They ken.

Good thing the Dems don’t gerrymander Bumcheeks etc

This is getting close to conspiratorial gibberish, I’m afraid. Let’s file ‘Schedule F’ alongside the Philadelphia Experiment and Roswell.

Ryanair’s priority boarding is for stupid people. I assume this is an ‘unpopular’ opinion, as the priority queue is more often than not bigger than the normal queue. With zero added benefit.

Surprised at the Lidl/Aldi suggestions. Over here in Ireland, it’s now quite fashionable for the middle class to go to both supermarkets and subsequently boast about it. In the same breath, you’ll be publicly flogged if you don’t buy gold circle tickets for gigs.