Alex_14

I shagged a bird off of bumble back in August that, for banter (I hope) claimed she used to be a guy. Didn’t use a condom. Don’t be like me.

There’s no chance you can class Simon Church as a target man

I'd rather pitch in a youth prospect of our own ahead of a loanee 'prospect' like Monakana (he was 20/21 when he was here). I don't agree with your last sentence, it's all circumstantial. McKenna by all accounts bombed at Ayr and, if we'd released him instead of him being chucked in, we'd probably all say 'well it was the right decision as he couldn't even do it for Ayr'. Fast forward 6 months and he's a Scotland international. I'm not saying that any of the players we've let go would've been Scotland class, but I'm sure some of them could've made an impact. More so than some of the dross we've loaned in anyway.

The cheap squad filler pish bugs me. Take the 2/3 wages for those shit players and sign a good player. Use our (successful) youth academy for the squad filling roles and backup.

Taps aff forecast for next week.

Got my tickets for Liverpool!

Had my first ever dose of food poisoning over the weekend. Sharting and vomiting violently isn't overly pretty.

One of my colleagues is a serial whistler. Whistles to every song on the radio. We turn the radio off, he’ll whistle anyway. We politely ask him to stop, he’ll whistle anyway. It’s getting to the stage where I’m ready to pack in the job, he does my head in that much. Infuriating.

Suffering a T induced hangover today. Having a can of T to cure myself.

Going to consume a disgusting amount of Tennent's tomorrow. St Patrick's day means some premises are licensed at 9am in Edinburgh. Won't be having that Guinness pish

Won a solo game this morning. Momentous

What is it that Einstein said about insanity...

I drunkenly spoke to John McGinn in Malones last night. He used to be a Celtic season ticket holder, scoring at Ibrox is just as great as we all imagine it to be, and he’s in no rush to leave Hibs mainly because he loves Edinburgh. He’s also not joining Aberdeen despite me asking him to. That is all.

oh my days

Offside being given at a throw in last night.

Probably the wrong thread but I’m starting up jiu jitsu in a couple of weeks. Going in pretty blind but it’s something to do! Anyone done/do it? On the UFC topic, I’m buzzing for Cyborg v Holm

I don't hate Christmas, it's usually alright, but my parents have pushed away all of their family (i.e. my aunts and uncles) so I don't see them or cousins and that's a bit shit. No grandparents either. Just me and one of my brothers & the parents - the other brother does his own thing with his wife + family. Last year I went to my girlfriend's for Christmas (which caused world war 3) which was mainly for the above reasons and I had a really good time. Lovely family and her little brothers still 'believed' which was endearing. I split up with her in August though so now I'm bitterly reminded of last Christmas and feeling a bit down about it. I'm also excruciatingly hungover which isn't helping.

Yeah, shit like that does wind me up. I thought it was a foul but play to the whistle and all that. On that note, I despise when players try and claim for a penalty and actually run after the referee, completely ignoring the ball (!)

Harsh. First two are plain old bad luck. The last one is arguably a foul on Stewart in the build up, but yeah, brain fart from McLean.

Nice, but why have you capitalised ‘heart’?

Well, I would argue that said person wouldn’t exactly be thinking rationally at that point!

“Can I get your email address to send you an e-receipt?” f**k off.

On that note, (apparently) if you keep squeezing when it’s clicked, you’re wasting money as it expands or something scientific like that. SCIENCE!