Branch Ton

Yer havin a larf. Buchanan and Doyle have no positional sense whatsoever. Just as well you are playing in a pub league.

You obviously haven't looked too closely at the left knee

Two year deals on a grand a week to dress like crash test dummies. What a gig.

Rat McKinnon contracted to 31 May 2020. That's only a one year plan.

Nothing classy about his sending off against Tranmere in the play offs.

Ooft, manager gets you spunked out of various cups by dross, gets you relegated to a Diddy league then has the temerity to ask for more money to buy himself out of said Diddy league. And your board agree.!! No wonder you are a laughing stock, punt the wee charlatan.

Hm a Falkirk fan who knows 2 comes after 1. Definitely not MSG material.

She tells me that your MSG approached Poundland to sell your club. They declined because it was way past its best before date.

Think the only thing Falkirk are rattling these days is the begging bowl.

Buchanan sucks, that why we named a toffee after him.

Think Rat has a penchant for wide boys, not wide players, in keeping with his character.

You seem to forget that McKinnon has a facility for saying what he thinks suits his case rather than being open and honest.

No you wouldn't. Tidser is bereft of ambition whereas Kiltie has a genuine drive to achieve something in the game not waste his talents playing against part time cloggers and has beens.

Looks like a photo of him defending a corner.

Money talks, shit walks.

You know your footballing career has turned to shit when at 29 the best gig you can get is a first division club in freefall. As for Falkirk it's a bit like buying a Bentley to tow a slurry cart.

Indians thinking of buying a bunch of cowboys. You couldn't make it up.

Nope, they have "Rock Bottom" by Eminem on a constant loop these days.

Seems as if the void between your ears has grown as well. Cerebral atrophy must be a real bummer.

Mock the weak?

Am hearing that Margaret Lang is up for an OBE for services to football by taking you back to your rightful place. What a gal, never did anything wrong but just imagine where you would be if she did. Is your preseason tour to Connahs Quay confirmed yet?

For a moment I thought you were addressing Dunning there. Whilst I know VT, Dunning and the forum's other natural athletes might find it difficult to excuse some of our squad's deficiencies your constant bitching about all and sundry is really tiresome. Have courage and be a little kinder.

Can't you appeal against your relegation on the grounds that you didn't do anything right.

Things must be on the up for you guys if you can afford a hotel in a happening place like Motherwell. You normally use someone else's flat.

How dare you, you little drama queen, you've been throwing moodies for months. You'll be telling us next that he is on board the Easdales' bus as well. In the absence of a humbling retraction and apology to Hoppy VT's fork tongued snakery needs to be recognised.