Branch Ton

Don't you just love Hoppy, he the man. You called it 1-3 and he delivers 4-1.,

Have you been listening to Torrential Outpour Blues by the White Stripes or are you going to get the tannoy guy to play Three O'clock Blues? You can never take one of your obsessions too far.

Thought it was obvious that it's what he didn't say that I was commenting on. He usually doesn't miss a chance to abuse Hoppy. Doubtless though his haranguing will resume as soon as the mood of our support bends to that direction.

Enough of this born again "Hoppy Loving" guff. Stop hedging your bets and release your inner loathing. You'll be gutted when he succeeds.

Come on. Due diligence checks are carried out on the target company. Checks on the acquiring party are limited to absence of criminal back ground, money laundering and proof of funds to complete the deal. How are you going to check out the guys true motives? To a non fan owning Falkirk yields no pride of possession so how is he going to turn the deal to profit and get the investors money back?

Buying an Aston Martin or private jet wouldn't introduce him to other businessmen and women in Scotland would it? Owning a football club would get him invites to circles he wouldn't have mingled in before. Come on get real. If he was a Falkirk lad a bid on sentimental grounds would be understandable. To make a bid for Falkirk in its current asset position suggests the guy has no business acumen whatsoever which then begs the question of where on earth he is getting the capital from. Loans need to be secured on assets, are interest bearing and need to be repaid. Just imagine you are landed with a big debt to a Singapore company and charged management and finance fees by a US company, all on league 1 income

Normally businessesmen out to impress but a private jet or an Aston Martin. Buying Falkirk would be the equivalent of buying a hang glider and a push bike.

As a matter of interest who actually owns the land and access on which this wonderful fourth stand/hotel/casino/luxury spa/3 Michelin star restaurant is to be built?

If that's the case you should be asking how the money got there because who controls the money, not some up front stooge, will control you.

Is this written in Focurc the ancient dialect the press were banging on about a few years back? Or did the cat fall asleep on your keyboard? What a whining bunch of sensitive hard done by numpties Falkirk fans continue to be.

Is this post about Lee Kilday or the Billericay bombscare?

Where have all the buyers gone. Long time passing Where have all the flowers gone Long time ago MST binned them every one When will they ever learn When will they ever learn

Loving the debt collection agency pop up ad at the bottom of this thread. Someone clearly picking up on how you are chucking money at has beens and never weres instead of just doing the hard graft. Building up a debt mountain to discourage mysterious new owners are we?

Crumbs?

Cite your sources Doc. Even a Poundshop PhD paper would require you to evidence your assertions. Have you bought your "I luv Hoppy", t-shirt yet?

More pounshhop PhD pish from the numpty who has only played subbuteo. If you are in wrong position, and need to move quickly, an artificial surface does not give way like turf and distributes force to your knees. If Bonucci Kilday has a dodgy knee he will be affected.

You squeezing your catheter bag on her would probably have been a step up

And that's the problem. If we're going with a smaller squad to hopefully demolish this thing, we need a stable 20 to 25 goal number 9 I'm afraid. Ray's cunning plan is to win the league with twelve 1 nil wins and twenty scoreless draws. He has an all encompassing knowledge of the player pool. That’s why you pay him £100k a year.

Just make sure you keep enough back for your daily drink.

It's this sort of deluded pish which has got you to the position your blinkered arrogance deserves. Whilst any competent club in January would have been 100% focused on the immediate future you arrogant little wankers focus on tying up an expensive pre-contract and bring in a Tesco trolley boy and a lampost in order to provide you with the means to actually win games. Now the perma diddies are a perma diddy team. How the shitey have fallen.

Maybe because his decision to go for Jarvis and Todorov in January got you relegated. His latest decision to splurge £1000 a week on a midfielder probably means any halfway decent striker will be looking for £2K a week from you to sweeten the lowering of his standards.

You're welcome to the bucket and spade sandcastle building brigade. We want players with determination and ambition not mercenary wimps who are scared to play with the big boys.

You might have missed the boat but at least Ray has made sure you can still get to the seaside. Shame though that you've missed out on trip to Arbroath this year now that they have higher status than you.

Branch Ton is up for stalking. You have a rare and subtle mind. No wonder the MSG treat you as a non entity.

He's smiling cos he is pissing in your pool.