Branch Ton

It certainly is if its put an end to your incessant wineing about Hopkin. Hope the humble pie you're having to swallow to keep in with the big boys doesn't give you heartburn. Hypocrisy sits well with you.

How does that work then, what's the money trail and what do they get for the £300,k

You’re just a fanny who has never seen one. Wtf is this faux oneupmanship about signing Hopkin. Your posting history makes it clear you hate the guy with a vengeance (possibly because he is prettier than you.). Are you now saying you will be delighted should he be appointed our next coach?

The answer to that might be found in a carrier bag behind a settee .

He was offered a new deal but couldn't hold a pen long enough to sign the contract.

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Phew that's me telt after another Poundshop PhD analysis from Dr Drone. No fare comment there. When I was Poet Laureate I knew metre when I saw it.

Would you self describe as a non taxi driving moron or just an uber w****r?

The main shareholder would need to retain 75% of the shares for group loss relief to work. On that basis a 15% shareholding has no influence whatsoever. If Dunning become the 15% rep Crawford might let him rumble on for five minutes about the squad only having 17 holding midfielders but he ain't going to listen. Much better to lend the company the money secured on the ground with options to call in the loan if conditions aren't met. On a pro rata basis C is valuing the company at £2.67m but of course the bulk of the company's value lies in the controlling shares. You would still be wanting the debt to be written off though before piling in at that valuation.

Did you lift this bit from your school sports assessment?

Sustainability accounant and the driver behind the turnstile management software fiasco next please. Or maybe its happened and he just hasn't read about it in the newspaper yet.

The Board are responsible for the fact that JJ inherited a striker less bunch of crocks and error riddled nearly men. Duffy is quite right to imply that the Board are clearly deluded if they think our rag bag squad were capable of anything thing better than a top five finish. The Board and its sustainability spreadsheet obsessed acolytes deserve to be binned as well. You know it makes sense but are too much of a sycophantic toad to say so.

Is just a shame a step up or down from a terrible wee shame?

As usual lots of salty tears, snotters, weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth from Failkirk fans after events unfold and the refinery smoke dissipates so that things become clear. Don't recall any complaints when Rat was appointed so it can’t just be your management that stuffs up. Indeed I suspect that Drunkenfreemason probably has a tattoo of Rat on his arse. A Championship with Alloa, Arbroath and Montrose would be a real thing of shame for any “big club” in a league below.

Lala land stuff. The council has borrowings of over £6m in respect of the stadium. South stand is listed in that co’s accounts at over £3m. If you had real grass you could have let a white elephant graze on it.

Having been able to look at Falkirk"s omnishambles since he signed the PCA, for Tidser to join this mob if they do stay up would be akin to him travelling back in time to sign up as a crewman on the Titanic. His agent knows what filthy lucre is but not due diligence.

He probably means he would have taken his hundred grand a year plus his bonus for not finishing bottom.

Falkirk haven’t had any “footballers” for a wee while now but they have managed to provide some decent comedy entertainment. I’m sure you will indeed be spreading that happiness in the Seaside leagues for years to come.

Still at least next year you’ll be able to see Tidser, on two grand a week, getting the crap kicked out of him by seaside league carthorses.

Maybe it should be a fleece given what he did to you?

When will the Rat McKinnon Relegation Commemoration Jumper be available from your merchandising department?

None of my mates in Harpenden has seen Aaron Jarvis play, not that he has played much for anyone, so you are obviously still on the same random guy bingo path with that guy and Toddleoff.

Would that be snakeskin or sack cloth?

Calling it wrong to a shell game con artist is simply calling it wrong and making a tit of yourself. Exaggeration it ain’t. Shouldn’t have put all your Easter Eggs on a lying basket case.

The stench of fear and soiled underpants is palpable. You guys need to man up and stop squealing like stuck pigs. You seem to be expecting rather a lot from a manager who has a bit of a thing for beige pullovers. I'm sure he will get you to where you deserve to be.