Ramagamma

PubG is the most pre ordered game of all time.

Its the same hardware that's in the mini nes behind the plastic facade. Nintendo are charging £80 for an emulator and some games licences, some of excellent quality, others not. Who the f**k is actually going to play starfox in 2017?

Dota 2

Have fun with your overpriced plastic bit of tat that I had a better experience than with an emulator and 3 roms

Just started this and about halfway through season 1. Don't love it as much as most but really admire how much it feels like the time period its going for.

Destiny 2 is great.

Always wonder where these 5% of people who buy a Switch and don't get Zelda are from

Don't mind pewdiepie and certainly don't think he's a racist but it's amusing watching fat white men falling over themselves to be offended at the use of a word. Itll be offensive to use the word paedophile soon. Snowflake generation in full effect.

Hot take: All the Fallout games are great

Transfer window? What Transfer window? Yer speaking to a Saints fan.

Drove in Scotland for 11 years and never across the old bridge. If there are people literally driving across today just to say they have, they are compete fuckwits. Get a fucking life. Jesus.

Assassins Creed games are painfully mediocre.

Same.

I give up. You can't make a reasoned discussion itt without a bunch of contrarians coming out the woodwork. Have fun arguing amongst yourselves.

Very strange attitudes to toilet use itt

Pooping in a cubicle while another person sits 3 feet away also pooping, close enough to hear their poop splatter. Gives me the boak even thinking about it.

C'mon now they are rugby fans not miracle workers.

C'mon now they are rugby fans not miracle workers.

C'mon now they are rugby fans not miracle workers.

Cowboy bebop was alright

Pretty sure he was also battering his pokemon about too

Twin Peaks annoys me, its so pretentious and up its own arse and reeks of thinking its clever because it had a scene where a guy swpt the floor for 15 minutes. The TV equivalent of Tracey Emins unmade bed being called art. Absolute dogshit masquerading as entertainment.

How long does it take you people to have a shite? I've no hard facts but I reckon I'm under a minute from troosers doon to washing hands. Mind you, one of my flat mates in Uni was usually in the toilet for a good 10-15 minutes each time so if that's the pace of your digestives its no wonder you poop on the beat

I dont enjoy defecating at work and so my body has adjusted its internal clock to only require evacuation at approx 8am or 6pm. I simply cannot drop a deuce in public, makes me feel anxious.

Dishonored is a fantastic game, one of the best in the stealth assassin genre. It's not for everyone though. I think its vastly improved if you get taken in by the narrative and the world design which are elements that just don't matter to a lot of gamers. Still, the level design is excellent and as mentioned the choice between "silent stealth assassin" or "FREDDY FUCKING KRUGER" is a big selling point. The game really allows for both play-styles and also significantly changes the last level depending on your approach throughout the game. That and the blink power as well as the generally vertical nature of the level design gives the game a different approach than the majority of stealth focused games out there. Saying that, for as much as I love the first, I've still not got round to the sequel which also happens to have Stephen Russell, the voice of the protagonist Garret from the Thief games (another series I adore) coming in to voice Corvo. That probably won't mean much to most but for a nerd like me thats about as perfect as it could have went.