Airdrie Onions

As soon as a bird gets engaged she has to put a picture of her hand with the ring on it. It's alright meight we don't need proof

Cancerphobe

Great match that

If you don't text back with a picture of your dick then you're letting the team down.

Scumbag

Wid.

#LOFTLOY

How does Lee Nelson manage to get in all these places, constantly doing shit like this

https://youtu.be/GG-jMjvnua8

These things on fb that say "kids these days won't know the wonders of.. and then it's something like a PS1 or something, like they're gonna have their own childhood Also the fact that Caitlyn Jenner won a bravery award for getting a boob job and changing his name. And onions

So close to a nine darter to start off

It got 2000 retweets with everyone saying "omg took me weeks to get that". I'm gonna cracking it eventually

That's apparantly quite funny but I don't get it and it's hurting my brain.

"by power vested in me i now pronounce [you] [man & wife]" no one coud stop him from changig how words sound if man & wife know what i mean

Doesn't look good

Look at the names of the people who replied

Aye, hot as f**k though

I was more of a Basshunter fan

We stole one of our mates phones once, to wind him up we changed the settings on his Tinder to search for guys and kept swiping right. Within 5 minutes we had like 15 matches and most were willing to meet up right away. Gagging for it

Watching the "nono" advert, seems to be a little shaver thing. One of the selling points is "Works on all skin colours", why would it not?!

Pure got mugged off

That Liverpool don't have a Premier League title?

Too boring

I prefer the 2005 form.