killiefan27

FTFY m9

Ah, must've been his football ability then

Du Wei on the other hand...

I hear you've signed about 15 men? No good sir it's only 10! Will we stay up after all? Look, I've signed Alex Henshall! I'm bothered by your Geordie tones... Lookie here it's Jordan Jones! Will you come for a wee swallie? No, I'm busy signing Coulibaly! Were you sent to cause us pain? No, I've brought Jamie Cobain! I swear I'm Killie's only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice! Waddington! Waddington! Waddington!

He was better than Gary Locke (which isn't hard) and kept us up, so he deserves credit for that. The season after you'd turn up not knowing who half the players were every week, because he'd have signed someone and chucked them straight in the first team. He's probably the best manager we had post-Shiels and pre-Clarke but that really isn't saying an awful lot.

There. Is. Always. A. Tweet.

Stop trying to make #WalkAway happen. It's not gonna happen.

Deliberately misspelling Clarke to own the diddies!

His donors are shitting themselves too. I'd imagine he'll probably hold on, given it's Texas, but there's no question that the Republicans are worried.

"By the way... I'd have voted for Obama a third time, if I could"

Brian May was very wrong.

They'll do anything to try to stop our inevitable march to the title

Bold as f**k to include “heterosexuality” on that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to bleach my eyeballs

I often wonder whether his ego is such that he’s actually convinced himself things like this are true. There surely can’t be ANYONE who would buy this, aside from perhaps the man himself.

I like buildings that don't collapse.

The right decision in the end. Hampden is shite, but it's a damn site better than Murrayfield. Hopefully see more friendlies and qualifiers played around the country though.

Candace Owens is a wid though.

We may need a separate topic for the Greggs Mexican baguette. An utterly glorious sandwich, made even better if you give it a couple of minutes in the George Foreman grill

This. Sandwich itself was £3 so you were laughing right away. add in a Taste The Difference chocolate brownie and a coke and you were saving about £3. Great days.

Turns out the dug got hit by a train. Apparently there was also a Find Dougal Twitter account, seemingly made up of RTs of its owner, where I discovered that the dog was a ***.

I mean... FFS. I've got a cat. Quite like him. Be sad if he died. But you wouldn't get this shite out of me if anyone I'd ever known and cared about was killed in a single, tragic gas explosion.

No, you see I'd then ask you some follow-up questions. "How do you know that Rihanna supports East Fife?" "Do you have any proof that Rihanna supports East Fife?" "When did you speak to Rihanna about East Fife?" "Are there people I could contact who would verify you spoke to Rihanna about East Fife?" Once I'd got some satisfactory answers to those questions, I might publish a story saying Rihanna is an East Fife fan, even if I didn't have a quote from her saying she supported them. I'm not sure where you're getting this idea that there wasn't direct contact, but they wouldn't publish it without knowing exactly where it came from.

They do know exactly who it is, it says it in the intro on the story. "a senior official in the Trump administration whose identity is known to us"

Agree, my mind just went to her because her husband is always slagging off Trump, and because of the sheer resignation in her voice on that Woodward phone call!

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/05/opinion/trump-white-house-anonymous-resistance.html So who do we think it is? My money's on Kellyanne Conway, but I've seen theories it was Pence...