Steve_Wilkos

"Derek McInnes is considering offering a contract to former SPL star and current free agent Gregory Tade, although this could be dependant on Louis Moult not joining the North East club".

Rules are rules.

I don't have any

Standing on my penis after it untucks itself from my sock.

It's obvious what happened here. Derek McInnes has been planning to sign Stevie May. He said to his assistant, forgetting the long haired striker's first name for a brief moment: "Go and get me Nicky May" and then stroked on his salt n pepper beard. The problem here is that whenever he strokes aforementioned facial hair, he lets out a little "nyar" noise. That's my theory.

What's with Cammy Bell's ket wig?

I hear Jamie Langfield will be available in the summer if Fart of Midlothian are looking for a less "jokey" goalkeeper. You've just been Wilko'd.

Congratulations to Partick. The top 6 finish is 100% guaranteed. Irrefutable fact.

I am glad to hear of Goram's demise.

Refreshed with one second left so I could have another fair crack of the whip. Telt

Just tried again and got 85.

I got 83/112.

Accies World is down. Is that merely a coincidence?

I enjoy watching him suffer!

It was particularly pleasing to watch "Lazzo" make an arse out of himself at Pittodrie again. What a clown.

I don't know who this guy is, but he looks like he's made of CHEESE hahahaha.

Funny post fella!

#ClownzoIN

You think this is funny, do you?! You, sir, are a DISGRACE! Get off of my stage right now.

I had a w**k in the shower this morning.

Busy thread, this. Joke team.

And Pittodrie