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"Ignored". Ace.

Hard Brexit NOW IMO.

Reporting Scotland have gone full Huntly Express today with their story on a dug that fell quite far and didnae die. You could say this barely qualifies as news.

Do other countries have this kinda thing?

I can see both sides. It's good that she's trying a new skill and it'll no doubt help her to get some constructive feedback on it. On the other hand, it's fucking shite and she should have recognised that.

Ooft.

That woman is the very definition of "at it".

BBC news channel has basically turned into The Day Today. They've just had a feature on a street dancer who dances to their own theme tune, getting him to do the full dance in the studio. He finished off with a flip and stacked it pretty badly. Minter.

I love the "he sent 10,000 text messages and only four of them were racist" defence. In 1978, no one died.....

That description of Miranda Hart - ace.

Is this absolute disgrace of an appointment official yet?

I for one welcome our new Dutch overlords.

If you're going to add 19 year old burdz on FB then you should accept the rough with the smooth IMO.

"Cum and joke mines of Mars". Not bad. This entire series hasn't been great though. I preferred when South Park did standalone episodes.

Remember the BBC's minute-by-minute report on Barton's first league game in which he did basically f**k all in a 1-1 draw with Accies? What an embarrassment.

The bellend on the bus? The first and also last time I watched that, I couldn't believe my eyes. Try that in real life and see if the other passengers join in your festive hijinks, ya fucking dick.

BBC News wifie reporting from Iraq the noo just missed out the "so called" prefix to Isis. Sacked in the morning, you're getting sacked in the morning...

Aye got that email too, happy days. I need to learn to stop worrying.

A few months back I bought two tickets for Super Furry Animals at Usher Hall on 12th December. Today I got an email from Songkick saying "we're waiting to receive the tickets from the organisers, we'll send them as soon as we get them". Is this kind of pish normal? Haven't bought tickets in the UK in years.

'Zat you Santa?

Wid.

Cheers for the summary. Can you expand on what's meant by this? I might be missing something but from what I can see, there's good reason that this set up would be unique - it just doesn't make sense. Land is expensive in towns and cheap in the country. A training facility needs a lot of space but only a few people ever need to go there. Conversely, 10-20,000 people go to a stadium every fortnight. So, you build the training facility in the country (fitba players and staff can drive cars) and the ground in the town where supporters can access it by public transport and go for a pint. It just seems to me that Dons fans have largely bought into this myth that there are huge advantages to an all-in-one facility, and are prepared to let their club move out of the town where it belongs, on the basis of information which comes from one source and one source only, namely, the club. Pittodrie has been allowed to deteriorate over the years which has made the slow drip of propaganda even more effective. I'll get shouted down here, I know I will, and I'm not saying staying at Pittodrie is feasible or even desirable. I just don't want to be the only major Scottish club that doesn't play where it belongs.

If we did that, the stadium and the training facilities would be in separate places. Apparently they need to be in the same place, even though pretty much no other team in the world has them in the same place.

Does that say "50 away coaches"? Are we going to be hosting cup finals?

Worse than Partick Thistle IMO. At least you could realistically walk to their ground from Partick train station.