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Most things don't work so well when they're broken. It's pretty much the definition of the word "broken". Crayons are a rare exception, and it's probably not advisable to base your entire philosophy on their example.

66/112. Shocker.

This really bad thing is happening because some posh c**t wanted to be in charge a bit longer before fucking off, then some dick thought up a catchy name, then some fudpiece wrote a lie on a bus which some bellends believed. Isn't it?

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I'm seething at that statement from Farage. What an utter fucking dick.

It's going to be great. We've done so many great things, they're just so.... great.

There's a school of thought that says that full tax relief on additional pension contributions might not be available forever. Ie some government in the future may reduce the tax relief. So if you can afford it, it's sensible to consider making additional contributions now.

Celtic Park has/had a "Rangers end"?!

I took a fair amount of drugs in my 20s, but I'm not sure I should go round schools educating kids about them, as I'm likely to talk about how ace they were.

They're still very much a thing among the numerous c***s of Aberdeen. Only now we've all had to give our Audis back, most of them are attached to clapped out old Corsas or the like.

Dafuq is this pish?

Might be worth following Easter Watch this egg-based seasonal spring holiday.

If only he'd let go of the dead man's handle, he could have saved her life.

Had a look at the Go Fund Me page. Sample comment - "MY HEART REALLY GOES OUT TO THIS BEAUTIFUL ANGLE..SO SAD"

What a fucking minter. I'm all for jokes about Nicola (although she's clearly the greatest politician of our time and an absolute mega-wid to boot) but at least try and make them vaguely funny lads eh.

Did ye, aye?

That's fucking epic.

I'd like an independent Scotland because I think it'd be a good laugh.

That overhead kick against Cyprus though eh? Sum boi back then.

"The smell of the burgers" FFS.

I reckon that's worth a Clint and a Garry O'Connor.

What the f**k.

Disappointingly stuff from my raging yoon uncle. Surely we can do better than that?

Surely with today's announcement we'll be seeing a spike in badly constructed and spelled anti-SNP "not in my name" / "SHE DUSNT SPEKE FOR ME!" memes?