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Just now, pittsburgh phil said:
I'd say it possibly wasn't the right time to be using a straight razor with no mirror.
More worrying though is that you have a mirror thief in your midst. Who are the suspects?The suspects are my girlfriend and her daughter. They are both c***s so both will suffer the consequences. This isn't the first thing to go missing in the last few days, My munchies went missing aswell.
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7 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:
I thought you'd only just started shaving?
Shaving properly. Mach 3 shaving is shit there's no skill involved. Despite my disfigurement I prefer a cut throat
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2 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said:
Why would you shave without access to a mirror? Who hid the mirror, and more importantly why?? How much blood loss are we talking here?
It really is not fair.I have training tomorrow and want to look tip top and I was just out the shower so it was the right time. God knows who hid it but someone will pay. My bath towel is covered in blood I started using a cut throat so it cut me good.
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5 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:
RIP DDCups; cut down in his prime
My prime was about 5 years ago. I'm at the stage of getting fat and grey it's no great loss.
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2 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said:
Often when starting shaving side effects will include blood in the urine and illegibility.
It's not fair.Liar
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Just now, Zen Archer said:
So how come you are pissing blood?
*this is getting ridiculous now.
Blood is coming out my face.
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Just now, Zen Archer said:
WTF are you shaving?
*already regretting asking.
My face. I done my legs the other day.
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Just now, Zen Archer said:
This makes no sense, are you drinking as well?
No I feel dizzy due to blood loss. Someone hid the mirror, Predictive text fucked up.
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I've just started shaving properly and someone his the mirror now I'm pissing blood. Its no fair.
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6 hours ago, KingQuerrey said:
Anybody ever get sore baws if they wear loose underwear? Happens to me 100% of the time I don't wear tight-fitting boxers and I don't know why. Ive had to bin all my loose underwear and cant spend any long amount of time naked.
Sounds like you might have baw cancer. Go get it checked.
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18 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:
Fuxake. Remarkable the shite that our own bodies can throw at us.
My brief google of Vitiligo brought up mention of treatment - is there anything they do for you?
No all they offer is make up. I'm no a woman. I don't care now tbh I have a beard with white spots in it I don't care I'm fabulous
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Why don't we use tidal power? We've got plenty coastline and plenty waves.
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1 hour ago, Mozzamozza said:1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:
No, but that must have been a bit shite at school.
Do you suffer from any of the other complications that can go along with it?
I was about 20 when I got it. It covers part of my top lip so people say it's cum
It's just the embarrassment I suffer but read it can cause partial hearing loss.
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Does anyone else have vitiligo?
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2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:
Boo. Turns out that it's just a giant wolf lazily threatening an empty motorbike
I've also got one with a bloody big eagle on that I don't remember getting. Absolutely shameful that the old man saw these and thought of his only son.
That's nice :/
Do you like wolves or motorbikes?
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1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:
Stop following me to work, Skidmarks.
I think it's sitting on the seat behind the rider, so not even that interesting. Hold on while I check.
Post a picture
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11 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:
Creepy: those guys the wearing t-shirts / jackets which have big pictures of wolves on the back. Deeply unsettling individuals.
Do you mean the fleece jackets that have wolves you on them? They are popular with the woman as well
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12 hours ago, Shandon Par said:
Dundee father wades in (admittedly with a tirade of Islamaphobic abuse) to defend son after son goes for a curry and demands staff go back to their own country. That's not going to get him served his dinner any quicker.
Justice has been served:lol:
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14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
My missus is a freak. She knows all the long numbers off the bank cards, credit cards, driving license etc. I forget how old I am most years.
Driving licence is easy all you need to remember is your surname date of birth initials then 1 number 2 letters at the end.
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3 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:
If that was the only number that I ever wanted to remember, then sure. Remembering all that garbage is a one off cost and is created using links I'm already familiar with. I don't need to learn a new system for each number I want to remember, it's the same for my credit card as it is for my passport number or my debit card details or times of flights or girlfriends' birthdays.
The brain remembers images far better than it does numbers and the system is powerful enough that you can memorise a shuffled deck, leave it with a friend and then read it back to them weeks later without further practice. Sure, such feats of memory are mainly useful as a party trick but exercising your brain is never a bad idea and developing ways to remember things is useful in many fields such as language learning.
You're boring. I work with a guy who's extremely boring we call him boring Jim. Your boring Diego as your up there with him.
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24 minutes ago, trainspotter said:
I don't want to make my eyes bleed by watching any of that, but does this guy feature?
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/troon-lout-who-blasted-loud-8513185#JJKXgD2CMbpxfGdU.97
What a fud. Although he did get off with parking on double yellows to get a KFC. Lesson learned there.
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1 hour ago, williemillersmoustache said:
Sorry yes, I don't mean I wanted the encounter to end with the cops just thumping a random, unconnected black person on the ground.
Suuuuurrreeeeee
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I dreamt that I died in a car crash. I woke up really upset and was nearly crying.
On a lighter note I woke up laughing hysterically the other week tears rolling down my face and everything. Rest of the day was braw as well. I wish I knew what it was I was laughing at.
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23 minutes ago, Fullerene said:
Thank you.
BTW: .. what about 68?
68 green bottles sitting on the wall.
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