DDcups
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Do you like Genesis?
Who doesnt.
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Can I add that the food in the stardust diner is also revolting.
Did you go breakfast or dinner?
My burrito was a bit meh but edible. Ajs deli just up from Madison square garden is good and cheap.
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this never happened.
Ok I tried everyone in sight and some took pity on me but I still looked good.
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I'm 179cm and 106kg. I'm going to get down to 85-90kg by September and keep it there. I look gaunt if I go to my ideal weight. Last time I was thin I was still classed as obese but looked great the women flocked to me. I'm just naturally broad
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I bought a pair of burgundy converse. They've torn my feet to bits
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Believe it or not i don't brag about wanking into socks in my real life.
Why tell people on the internet then?
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An attractive female laughed at something i said and then seductively stroked my arm earlier. Now its been a while since i was single and ready to mingle but i would say she definitely wants a slice of Throbber.
Are you sure what you said was funny laugh and not a this is akward talking to a guy that wanks in socks moment?
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New York is not as good as I thought it would be. I did enjoy it but I'm not in a hurry to go back, the 8hr flight with no entertainment kind of started it off on the wrong foot. Avoid Ellis island save the $18 and get the staton island ferry. 9/11 museum was interesting has a old Nokia still on full charge
it is a nice place when its sunny and 2days as a stop over would be plenty any longer it just gets tiring. Avoid the CD guys and the Elmo's in times square they are cocks and that stardust diner is shit, the staff are shit and annoying they add a tip to the bill but come round with a tip bucket before you see the bill. If I wanted to see failed actors while i ate breakfast I would watch celeb big brother 0 -
I'm here just now, where's good to eat? I done the 9/11 museum, Ellis island etc today gonna do up town tomorrow whats decent to see?
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Last night I voluntarily subjected myself to some form of 'home worship' or some such pish.
In attendance..
80 year old neighbour.
Wee free meenster.
My landlady (doesn't believe the wee free shite and took her own version of the Bible)
Me.
So, abstaining from singing a psalm and not joining in with the extended prayer, made for a fantastic evening. Shoot me.
Thought you lived in a car?
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throbber's girlfriend loves a spit roast.
Throbber likes to watch.
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So you're a liar throbber?
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Yeah I was being sarcastic tho of course i wouldn't w**k on a dog I'm not that strange.
Did you get dog hair under your foreskin I image that would itch.
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If every star in the galaxy had a trillion planets and every planet had a trillion people and each of these people had a trillion packs of card shuffling unique combinations 1000 times per second and were doing this since the big ban it would only be about now they would be starting to repeats shuffles. Pretty staggering considering this is just cards.
You shagged a dug
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Have you tried charging the battery ?
Battery should be OK its a new battery, Its getting picked up shortly to get fixed, thank f**k for warranty.
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What sort of a twisted c**t are you?
It's your car that's broke. It's the car you should be aiming for. Honestly, do you think staring out an innocent passer by, ramming your digits in them and then scalding them with a a urine laser is gonna get your motor going? NO, it'll get you noticed, that's for sure, but it's not gonna get your car going. Are you that fucking stupid? Fucking hell.
Who should I be aiming for? You're no right.
The car is stuck in a sheltered housing complex so it will only be oldies and carers
Ive already leathered the car I don't think piss will help.0 -
Steps 3-5 til you can then!
Anyone in particular I should aim for?
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Heaters on full.
Windows down.
Aggressive eye contact.
Lots of fingering.
(Optional) A jet of hot pish.
You're welcome.
The car won't even turn on to get the heaters on and windows down, I would look a tool doing all that with the windows up.
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My 2day old car broke down, I'm fucking raging.
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Got asked if I wanted to work on the 27th, even though the office is closed. We've a fairly heavy workload at the minute so they're throwing incentives for us to work over Christmas. Me and three others have bagged a whopping £44 an hour overtime rate for the Sunday.
The tax man will be delighted, Its a c**t when you think your gonna get a braw wage and it ends up being a extra £200 or something because tax NI and pension have all jumped up
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Thinking that 'a cup' is in any way an acceptable unit of measurement in cooking
It is a acceptable measure. That's why you get the measuring cup sets, 1/4 cup 1/2 cup and 1 cup you get the picture.
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I work with it everyday and amp not sure how it works either!
Watt are you talking about?
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I find that cleaning the toilet is one of the most enjoyable and satisfying jobs around the house
Clean it with your tounge?
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Check the images
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it is a nice place when its sunny and 2days as a stop over would be plenty any longer it just gets tiring. Avoid the CD guys and the Elmo's in times square they are cocks and that stardust diner is shit, the staff are shit and annoying they add a tip to the bill but come round with a tip bucket before you see the bill. If I wanted to see failed actors while i ate breakfast I would watch celeb big brother 
First World Problems
in The General Nonsense Forum
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I went to McDonald's today and asked for a big tastey without the sauce, I'm on a diet and its boggin anyway When I took a big bite it had tons of sauce
it ruined my day a little.