Karpaty

Shame. Sunny played some superb shots throughout, hope to see more of him next year.

Anyone use Kwiff? They’ve boosted my first bet from 5/1 to 20/1. In the demo you can watch it also boosts it to 20/1 so I’m assuming that’s just to entice future bets and give you f**k all.

https://www.cumbernauld-news.co.uk/news/overspend-on-cumbernauld-lights-scheme-criticised-1-1930343

Nice wee ground Macc have and a couple pins (pubs!) nearby. Seen them play Shrewsbury about 7 years ago.

Did that blonde lassie speak a word throughout the task?

A shovel more like. Don’t know how to say that in their mother tounge though.

Also Stal 0-0 Karpaty yesterday. I didn’t have a ticket for the away end so had to slip the polis a couple of smokes to let me in. Got a couple of photos but not letting me upload them for some reason.

Dynamo 2-1 Vorskla, yesterday.

How could I forget? Don’t worry, I’m back home tomorrow

Found this in a pub in Kyiv. Need more work on pouring the fucker though.

I do like Kyiv.

Karpaty 1-1 Dynamo. Going to Stal-Karpaty on Sunday as well before heading home.

Would have been fair tbh.

I’d imagine working for Scotrail can make you think that way

I’m lucky to still be alive. I’m in Ukraine at the moment and yesterday got absolutely blotto, probably the worst I’ve ever been as I can’t remember anything. Usually I’m not that bad when drunk but yesterday was mental. Ah well, f**k. Bird in the phone shop fixed my phone for nothing in exchange for a 10 minute English lesson, could have shagged her there and then as it’s absolutely vital I have a working phone here.

Security was a breeze there. About 5/10 minutes all in.

I need to get off the bus at Cathedral Street in Glasgow (Uni road if anyone doesn't know) and trying to negotiate it at peak times is soul destroying and that was before half of the road was ripped up. Walking three or four abreast on public pavements should be illegal. 100%. What's the law on running red lights? I was nearly flattened when crossing at a green man when some p***k nearly took my toes off. He was a ned though so I assume cyclists need to obey traffic lights the same as motorists, except maybe a second or so leeway for a push start.

Yeah, 12 fines in 6 years including a "f**k UEFA" banner on top of that. Two fines already this season - beggars belief how they've won that particular award.

7 goals and six subs in the second half and only 3 minutes of injury time in the Bettis game there. Reasonable.

Karpaty Lviv Dynamo Kyiv Neman Grodno Lazio Hansa Rostock

Tennents is my choice as well. Beautiful. There was a pub in Putney that had Tennents Velvit (I think) on tap. Don't think I've ever seen it up here. Seem to remember it was about £2 as well, whilst Carling and other assorted dross was about double that.

Got this on. Not the worst first half!

Good call

Thinking there could be goals tonight given we're at the tail end of the campaign and a few teams in contention are playing dross. I'm wary of Italy given they've secured second but thinking Ukraine, Ireland, Spain and Croatia (-1) all -2. Nah f**k that. Going for Wales, Dumbarton, Ukraine -1, Ireland -1 and 1860 Munich -1.

Can't decide on Montenegro against Denmark so went for a draw there, Scotland score and win, England and Germany to win.