Cowden til i die

How old are you? I always thought circa 26(85in your name being DOB). Anyways I always enjoy The Globe. It's 2 minutes from the centre of town and often has live bands playing. The prices are reasonable and they also offer food. I've watched a couple of games in there but I'd imagine there are better places. I was in a boozer that was quite Indie but I cannot remember the name for the life of me. It was quite cave like. I mainly stick to the 'old style pubs' when I'm up as the company is such. There's also the spoons type pubs but I'm not really a fan of them. I've only been to a nightclub once in the Deen and it was really good so cannot help you for that, it was a studenty place on a Friday night. Where are you staying?

Skopje could be one that they aint said.

Anyone seen 'The Tapes'?

Why did Stoke shorten their pitch?

I've for a place he can rent, the address is 15 Yemen Road, Yemen. Pm me if interested.

I certainly did and it was about £60 a month just for a cheque(see what I did there) up and clean. I've subsequently manged to join and NHS dentist in which check ups are free.

f**k getting the MMR jag from his practice. Christ knows what you'd end up with.

He's also good with hart attacks and appede apendici appedicitu sore tummies.

Just say someone broke into your house in the middle of the night and went for you with a stick. You hammered him but got a lucky hit with the stick and took a bit of your tooth out. Better than saying you collapsed in the bog with your tackle out and woke up covered in pish.

Chinos and other shitty similar trousers really are dreadful. It's also seems like everyone wears them from neds to posh stuck up dildos.

What tooth is it? Mine was about £80 to replace half a tooth.

How are you? I broke my front tooth when I was about 13. I got it repaired for free but it has cost me a fortune as it need re fitted every so often due to damage and discolouring. I moved to a NHS dentist this year so the bills have decreased dramatically. It's a pain in the c**t.

Very hard question though. Some Island in the Pacific and some African country will be pointless. Edit: When they go to a tie surely they should wait for both answers before showing if they are correct if not, It seems very unfair.

Been offered an interview with Midlothian Council for the role of Arrears Officer. There is 4 of us being interviewed but i'm not really sure if I want to go for it.

I believe in a thing called love, I dont feel like dancing, I shot the sherif. Quick guesses.

The bird Kirsty is worth a dunt!

that's the one. It always cracks me up!

I seem to remember a story/thread involving a badger(or suchlike) filled with water and it was extremely amusing. Anyone shed any light on my vague ramblings?

I have a template for a sponsorship form I can send you. Are you going to be using Gift Aid?

Had the same thing a few times. 'forgot to put the bin out lol'

That was my point. Im interested, well not really, to know what he done in the first place.

This. Also I'm curious as to why the police asked what he does for a living.

Applied to be on Pointless. I would love to meet big Richard.

You are indeed lucky. A similar thing happened to Gorden Kaye, Allo Allo, and a bit of wood went right through the windscreen and smacked him in the head. He survived just but struggled to remember lines and such afterwards and never looked the same.

Enough of the third degree!