ScotSquid

I love the Mystery Show.. Really like the style of the girl who did it..

You ve got no chance... Mr cracker joker wriiiiiter... Horrific.. Almost as bad as Mushroom Fried Rice. No one in the world has ever ordered mushroom fried rice.

Shite there's no darts today... Would be an ideal Xmas eve TV fest

Another breeze.. Hopp just wasn't good enough... Van de pas no more than competent..

The Price is Shite

Gilding just oozes beastliness

One of my favourite stories is Ranulf Fiennes. Didn't fancy a 6k medical bill, so went and got a fretsaw and removed his own blackened fingers. Some guy.

Then you throw in that 'ave it shite. What an absolute weapon.

Wonder if they secured a bonus for early completion?

I'd say it was more communicating the worst case. Much easier to say it will be done in five and do it in three, than the alternative of 3 and 5. Plus we've has really mild weather.. Couldn't really predict that. Don't see why the SNP would be either blamed or praised for this. They deserve neither.

Shaping up to be another comical prelim match here... 70 averages... 9 darts to hit a double

Hopefully go the way of Andy Jenkins

Hamilton's drop off must be one of the bigger ones in recent times. Don't think I've seen anyone hit Big 5 or Big 1 with their first dart so much in my life. Garbage standard but fair fucks to Murnan for grinding it out.

Never mind. If the unwashed are feeling blue they can always watch the Christmas advert a few times.

Yep... Just looks like he will be a p***k.. Fabulous way to check out 60 for the set.. Single 1, treble 19.. Double 1 !!!!!!!

Favorite part of the last match had to be when unpronounceable bust his score of 80-odd by hitting a treble for about the first time in the match. Looked so gutted as he knew it usually took him 9 darts to get 87.

Fancy Kyle Andersen in the next. Partly because I despise Brendan Dolan for no identifiable reason.

Crying shame we didn't get a third set there.. That was magnificent. I think amongst all the bad legs there was definitely a 24 darter to please the purists..

Fucking loving it though.. Wish more darts matches were like this... 14 darts to hit double 1

This Rene Eidams match must be the worst ever seen in the PDC? Genuinely making ground in the leg if you hit a 60

Brown would have been fine if he'd punched his wife in a lift. Fine would have been lower

My favorite was the dick celebrating the TD at 35-0 down as if he'd scored an OT clincher.

Ah right. Thanks. The rhetoric from the manufacturer did sound very pessimistic in the article I read from back in springtime.

Well he already has an OBE so clearly doesn't oppose the honours system .

The US refusal to add Brimstone to their arsenal is pure protectionism. Its a European product. The manufacturer are desperately trying to woo the Americans by promising them they'll be built by a US subsidiary they've set up.