Spikethedee

So, will we be 2-0 up with ten minutes to go in this one? That would usually be a comfortable lead. For us, however...

Apart from maybe just having another outfield player on and playing "rushie-in" like at school.....

And he's the best option we have in goals...

With a team like that, what could possibly go wrong??? 3-0 away win incoming...

You won't be saying that this time next week...

We haven't won at all in 2020, but our last win was against Patrick. Straw-clutching of the most desperate kind there.

Ridiculously underwhelming window - glad to see a better keeper and some full back cover, but astounded that Johnston was allowed to leave without anyone else coming in to replace him. Berra could either be a brilliant acquisition or a complete disaster. Still not convinced that we will do anything but under-perform for the rest of the season...

Over 3 days without any posts in this thread - pretty much sums up our attitude to this season IMHO...

Harkins has been released by Patrick...

"Silverholt and Lghtning, Very, very frightening..."

Can't wait for this one. I am a masochist, admittely...

Looks like the BBC have decided who are getting relegated from the top flight this season:

He looked ok from what I rememeber, then got a horrible injury and left. Certainly didn't look like a world beater, but decent enough. Crankshaft will look like Messi before his injury...

So, will Crankshaft be a hit or a miss?? I'm going for three amazing performances to start his Dark Blue career with, then a season-ending injury at Palmerston...

Sorry, but unless it's Messi, anyone who can't give you an answer in that time scale can GTF... (Even one week would be pushing it at the kind of level we are operating at.)

Kenny Miller has left Patrick, being replaced by that big, gangly git, Brian Graham. If I remember rightly, Graham has a horrible knack of usually scoring against us. Also, it's very odd that Miller has moved on again with a fair bit of his contract left, maybe he was sniffing about the manager job again and has selected his next victim - Dunfermline maybe??!!

Can't argue with much there. I take it you'll be changing your avatar then??!!

Was going to be going through to this, but unfortunately something (anything) has come up and I can’t. Cue 8-0 away win with gowser nutting that ex-Arab twat that the pars have (name escapes me and can’t be arsed looking it up) and getting away with it...

90 year wait since 1910. What a genius....

Is there any keeper in the world worse than Hamilton??? Like, in the Vanuatu Sunday pub league or anywhere?????

Callachan hasn’t looked too bad at all. Almost as if boredomguy doesn’t know what he’s talking about. (Either that or it’s all going to go downhill.)

That could have been taken from any of our match threads this season...

Our crossing is as rank rotten as it has been for the last ten years. Surely it can’t be difficult to practice???

Better second half so far (not a high bar to clear, admittedly), McDaid has looked quite dangerous and Hemings was really unlucky. Still cant see anything other than a 4 goal well victory, mind.