Dr Watson

Get a black one and pretend you're Batman.

Looks like the MCT guy doesn't know how a Q&A session works over on the Morton Forum. To be fair, he doesn't seem to know much about anything.

You never know when you'll need a kidney.

He's still got the face.

Warren Hawke the latest out the door. Good riddance.

When did you cashout?

Highlights up quick today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV7_yB5f6PA

The adverts for SKYR yoghurts make it look really good. The reality = BOAK

So it is. I'll get Shannon to throw it down.

I haven't got a gun mate.

Pie & Bovril has 49,887 members. By my calculations...............

What do you call that kind of handshake?

It's a pity your manky lot couldn't. [emoji38]

It's a pity FALKIRK doesn't have an O in it. She might have saved herself a few quid.

I was wondering when the forum sweetie wife was going to turn up. It's that bearable now, they had nearly 30 posts last week.

Of course he still posts. He's their leader.

That's almost as bad as the diversion when there's landslides on the Rest And Be Thankful.

You're friends have had plenty of opportunity to 'chin' me Russell. It'll never happen because they'll first have to come out from behind their keyboards to do so. I've offered to meet you on more than one occasion and you've refused each time. Looks like it's you who's terrified. You're a real nasty piece of work Russell. Attacking unprovoked the guy above because he dares to try and make a living, attack members of the Morton forum because they disagree with you, telling them their kids hate them, trying to slag off fellow Morton fans with disabilities, the list is endless. The saddest thing about you is when you get your mates, who own the Morton forum, to ban posters who you've tried and failed to get back in their boxes. I don't often agree with Mr Hucker but on this occasion I must. You are an absolute arsehole.

Always the victim Russell. The irony is that the 'alcoholic tramp' you refer to in your post, is enjoying excellent health well into his 70's, while the real alcoholic tramp who groomed you for almost twenty years, drank himself to death before he hit 50. Sad.

Why did you block me on Facebook, Russell?

It's not a chip on his shoulder, it's fries.

It's full of arseholes.

Did you ever reply to the guy ripping the pish out of you on the Morton forum?

I think most are more interested in why he wanted to go.