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Dr Watson

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  1. Coincidentally, I woke up at 3.30am too. Went for a jobby and got back up at 7am.
  2. Ah, you accuse me of using someone else's words, by using someone else's words.
  3. I hear his missus was a bit of a slapper.
  4. In that case, you should start piling on the pounds. You'll still have a wee dick, but you'll have more to push it in with.
  5. Men who dye their hair are clearly insecure and probably have small dicks too.
  6. Ha. That's what I was expecting it would be like but strangely it hasn't. I'm on Champix for the second time, first time I didn't have the commitment to follow it through. This time I do. Being a smoker for 40 years takes it's toll on a 53 year old. I knew that I couldn't go on smoking in the same manner for much longer. Thankfully, I've not suffered any noticeable effects of smoking but who knows what's going on inside. There's a long way to go but I'm determined to succeed. If a 60 a day man like me can do it, so can anyone.
  7. There's a Brewers Fayre ten minutes walk towards the town, beside McDonalds.
  8. He's also third top all time goal scorer in the Championship. We could do worse, and usually do.
  9. My last car did the exact same. I just started leaving it in gear and not using the handbrake at all. Still passed it's next MOT.
  10. Maybe it was a hairdryer and they were just having a laugh.
  11. I had a 7-seater VW Touran a few years ago, surprisingly big inside.
  12. No surprise to see 'greenockmorton.org' go offline last night. Same thing happened the last time the Raes were getting it tight from the fans.
  13. C***s who try and avoid hitting animals on the road instead of staying in a straight line.
  14. You can hardly blame someone who hasn't posted for over three years. Have a wee look closer to home for the real reason.
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