Barry Ferguson's Hat

McTominay will be gone in January.

The League of Quite Late Goals

Peter Liewell's hidden hand.

Offside or not, there is still a papal conspiracy.

Pele predicted this in the 70s.

Billy Gilly is the only outfielder for Brighton not to score so far this season.

For what it's worth, if you're going to go tonto in public, there's nothing that should stop people in wheelchairs, the aged, the infirm etc. from being on the receiving end of your ire. So fair play to the lad for that.

Hibs surely have to give up at some point.

Mortified to be mentioned in amongst this back-slapping pish.

Wait a minute...

Really wish there was a visual representation of how many subs are remaining.

That's NumberHwang!

I'm loath to intrude, but it was actually 'Sniff ma fuckin ringpiece'

I like the videos of folk going mental in car parks and ramming their cars into other vehicles as passers-by try to stop them. There was a good one recently of a woman almost killing people as she tried to drive away whilst an old fella was repeatedly slamming a shopping trolley into the drivers-side door. It's just nice to see that level of bedlam in an increasingly sanitised age.

You really are an utter fanny.

Never been prouder to be wearing PL cufflinks to the pub.

Prem heritage.

McTominay is going to score the winner.

Goldbridge is ultimately too cerebral for many to get into, but there's no denying his influence. One of the best things Ratcliffe could do is open and uphold a line of communication.

John 'Downtown' McGinn. Some special banter for a special player.

Is this the best day of the year? The big day is over, there's beer in the fridge, leftovers to pick at, we've had the presents (the Premier League cufflinks I mentioned on the Christmas thread are getting their first outing) and footy on the telly. Time to become one with my armchair and be absorbed in the incredible product we have in store. Unreal.

Lexi Collector and Perthshire Bell.

RIP condensation. It will be mist.

Lynx Africa gift set, Toblerone, Premier League cufflinks and a very snazzy pair of business socks. What a morning it has been.

Belittling others makes me feel good. I surely can't be alone in that.