Broken Algorithms

As Lyn-Marie has said, and Gaz will undoubtedly tell you, the best thing for losing weight is cardio. You can lose a lot of weight, as i found out, by cutting out junk food and cardio excercises.

This might seem silly, but do you need a tv license to listen to the radio? My mate seems adamant that you need one but I'm confident you don't.

Battle for the Sun by Placebo. Stunned I've not listened to it before, quality album. I'm Placebo fan but didn't give it a listen.

Looking back and I'd completely forgotten we were originally going to only sign one from Murray and Hill. Thank f**k we got both!!!

Other than the free music, Spotify do all manner of things to piss people as much as possible into buying their premium accounts. It probably encourages piracy by getting people to get their music for free without getting shitty adverts from shockwaves or the like.

Sadly, its a girl... So I'll kick her in the pie.

Fucking students. A flatmate has returned, in a rather drunken state, proclaiming "Oh ma god I've got something amazing for the flat...". Well done you goon, you brought back a chair half way across campus for some reason unbeknown to us. It isn't wacky, zany or random...just annoying that you continually steal things leading to the porters no doubt having a hissy fit. What would Stuart Dickson do?

What really annoys me is the fact that because you are a football fan, Old Firm fans assume you are interested in the game and that you must have a favorite from the two. I spent half an hour trying to explain how the Old Firm had as much relevence as a derby between Arbroath and Brechin. Yet, still the continued to ask "aye, but who do you prefer..."

Something similar happened in our flat happened last night. We got back from a party at about two and one of the exchange students turned up a few hours later going off her nut, screaming and moaning about everything. I missed the majority of the episode in my drunken slumber but was woken up when 6 of the campus security showed up at the door. I'm amazed security were useful for once.

Ah, Stirling University residential services...what a fine establishment.

Some people need to take a hint and f**k off!

The covers were down yesterday morning, I think it should be alright.

Thats the fantastic thing about this season for us. Queens at Palmerston, Dundee at home, Townies at East End after our spanking in the cup, Partick at home, Queens at home, Partick at Halloween and Partick yesterday: Everyone said they would be difficult to impossible for us to get a result at but we've managed to get points on board.

Only goal difference seperates ourselves and the supermassive big team from Halbeath Road who were playing in the SPL a few years ago. :laugh::biggrin: Win our next two games and things will be looking a lot, lot rosier in our side of the garden.

Yes, because they're going to turn round and say to GMTV "Nah, f**k off we don't want to find our daughter".

Fantastic. And your evidence for this is?

Ferry deserves a chance to stay I reckon. Last year he got a bit of stick when in reality he was a decent player for us. As well as the goals above he scored the beauty against Morton at Starks this season. As for Weiry, I think his last performances were an improvement but he really needs to justify why he should be playing at this level with further improvements.

They failed to take notice of a severe weather warning from Fife police. Alas, Hurricane Shuggy claimed over 100 of our cardboard fans.

Worryingly, I'm 21.

What a result!

I feel rough as f**k. Got a cold which has made me feel shite on top of a hangover.

Hopefully he can improve on his record as manager from last time. Statistically, he was poor with only one win.

Gary Kirk for Dundee United manager!!!

Are all the exam results for Stirling released on the same day? Apparently, it is for january 5th which rather typically would be my birthday!

There is hope for me after all!