Kyle Reese

Smallest man on the pitch by a distance, surely?

Indeed. He’s 30 years old too. Mind-boggling stuff. Thank you.

Don’t think Cammy Devlin contested any high balls with Beni.

How would anyone know? His inner ear issues have him crawling about the turf like he’s been assaulted every game he plays. Worst cheat I’ve seen in the Premiership for a while.

He needs to concentrate on playing football, and stop being such a naughty boy.

Mate… you are about 30 years old. Have a think about that.

Quite clear that both of these teams are our rivals for third. Dundee United in particular look like they’ve really picked up since we beat them earlier in the season.

Au contraire. I was in the Premier Lounge supping frosty suds, and chatting with chums when all of this rough and tumble took place. I did happen to notice a few undesirables falling down the seats of the Roseburn stand as I alighted, but It only held my amusement for the briefest of moments in time. It was a big point for those uncouth but passionate northerners. Let them get it out their system, I say. Be thanking you.

Did I predict 3-1? Genuinely don’t remember.

Get the draw up me?

Fnar

It’s a really awful interview.

Lol

You are deep in the terminal decline.

Yeah… wasn’t off the mark.

There were welly howking c***s with their taps aff trying to fight the stewards because they equalised.

That’s the worst 1-1 defeat I’ve ever experienced.

Fancy Aberdeen for this one. Feels like Aberdeen are a half-decent squad that are still to click, whilst Hibs feel like an overrated gang, who have been found out. Bit of a sliding doors game for the two teams today, I reckon.

Don’t know if I can reply or not. Apparently I don’t get P&B, and I’d hate to upset the Hibs borehemoth that’s flapping around the forum crying about my posts.

I’ll tell you what though. Since I signed up, I’ve put more sand in your vagina, than a tropical storm at a nudist beach. That in itself is manna enough for me. On a related point, since I have been here, I’ve yet to see you post anything that was intelligent, funny or interesting. Genuinely don’t see what you bring to the party.

Shall I bring a tool? thank you.

Pretentious bellend. Absolute identikit of the sad 70s throwback warrior poet boremonger.

St Johnstone fans always seem to have some oddball thing with Hibs. It’s fucking weird. Epitomised by the pretentious borehemoth that is Stuart Cosgrove.

The most teapot?

You rang…