Melanius Mullarkey

Get back in your Box.

Wonder how much somebody paid to make that happen?

This. And to make matters worse, he never called.

Just saw an email "Newsletter" from the work informing us that an email from our IT people had been sent out about changes to usernames/email addresses etc but the IT spam filter meant its ended up in everyone's Spam boxes as it was full of example email addresses. Surely they would have realised this, being IT experts? They really are worse than fucking useless but hilarious.

19 billion apparently. Only 100,000 giraffes mind you so don't go eating any of them.

PILEY ON.

I enjoyed when Jimmy Calderwood single handed "Doddsy" trackside at Tannadice in 2006.

^^^ Clem Fandango

Pics or GTF.

Tusk tusk, no need to get arsey.

Id be willing to bet you meekly sent yous apologies, found a replacement and then came on here to type that Unfortunately my diary commitments mean I can now make the meetings. Next time though grrrrrrr.

I like how they’ve edited out the “ehhhhhh” the insufferable baldy twat seems to say after every word.

FTFY

Jane Plough (pronounced Pluff).

In the past two days I’ve had 3 meeting requests sent to me with a closing line of “And if you have to send apologies for not attending, please find a suitable replacement to come to the meeting on your behalf”. How about you learn to organise a fucking meeting at a time which the proper people can attend you useless fannies. And if you can’t, you find somebody else to go because I’m not wasting my time doing that for you. PS I met someone today who now has a double-barrelled surname because they recently got married. A bloke. Why?

Fair play to the League Cup losers.

Nice user name change m8. Is this your status now as well?

Indeed, they w**k themselves into a stupor over anything English.

Just ask when she's moving up in the world to Wimbledon Village.

Did you name him Aberdeen by any chance?

That assumes there are foundations.

Obviously there’s a designated Rangers Casino and a Celtic Casino at opposite ends of the strip.