Melanius Mullarkey

Big team found.

I assume your liver is fucked? Im assuming he's sold a kidney on eBay.

And the Angel Gabriel cameth to posteth “Lord, Pics or GTF”

Nice chewy bus depot tbf.

It’s deodorant on a roll FFS.

Poor Ipswich. First Marty Waghorn now this.

Man convicted of throwing ironing board to the floor at his Dundee home https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-convicted-of-throwing-ironing-board-to-the-floor-at-his-dundee-home/

Same thing IMO.

That was just the Pre-war. Doesnt count.

What the f**k is that on the left? And to be quite honest, the right as well.

Feelup Green.

No, I was being funny as it had been posted about 3 times in here in the past 10 minutes. Sheep 3 - 1 Monkeys. Would take that tbh

I’m going to guess it was Philip Green.

HOpefully one with this on it.

An easy mistake to make tbf.

Not sure which one of you that makes more likely to be murdered, but it certainly does raise the chances of at least one of you. As Taylor a swift once quipped, “im lightning on my feet” so it will be DA25051995@pehsrus.co.uk

Went through Edinburgh Airport last week on route to London. Whizzed through security in the family lane but when getting into departures it was absolutely fucking hoaching. Nae room in either Wetherspoons on the other one up the other end. Had to go into the Gathering bit and nearly never got my pint. Bogs were rammed as well. Seemed very packed for a Thursday lunchtime.

Yeah she fondled my rapidly retreating balls for a while and diagnosed an infection. Did you, erm, get her number by any chance?

Hold a minute. Can you go back to the bit about the young Asian lassie who was the locum.

What a handsome trio.

Let me know how it goes. My right bollocks been a bit sore for a couple of weeks.

Dyson would be too busy touching himself up to feel up any birds, the smug c**t.

You first.

Jam?