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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Radiatior in a school.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Piss ups and fighting in pub car parks. Whats not British about that?
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    Needs more HA IMO
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    I think it’s called HP sauce m8.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    FFS
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    Who has the haircut to post a picture of their baws?
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Green jeans m9.
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    Bingo. Premier Inn’s finest fixtures and fittings.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    No fucking commitment.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    I will play by my own standards.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Turner’s a twat.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    Sun spectacles
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Are those three wee holes on it?
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    You won’t need luck. Just drink and occasionally drugs.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    My own living room. Free.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Grrrrrrrr.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    See also folk who guess then effectively say “I can’t be arsed, someone else go” (3 months minimum).
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    A pair of Dundee United incontenance pants.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Flymo
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    @Rugster can we have a temporary ban (eg 6 weeks) for folk who put blurry photos up please?
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Wonder if this is true for the other perks as well?
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    1st Runner Up though.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ive been wanting to get my lugs syringed for some time now. Do you need to ask a Doctor or is there some kind of back street network that does it?
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Bee hive glory hole. Four words I've only overheard once at the British Beekeepers Association Conference (1997).
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Where has the fucking time gone?
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