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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not as bad as the Alan Storrar effort. And by “not” I mean “every bit”
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    Burntisland seemed to be filled with drink/drug addled youths today. Any specific reason?
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    Just wait until she tells you to piss off for the first time. Tears everywhere.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Even more so later on once the beer kicks in, m9.
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    What a lot of drivelly shite. Never mind, I’m going to get drunk tonight.
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    Hopefully the flight is delayed by about 20 minutes, they have to fly over Rugby Park and a Kris Boyd shot gets lodged in an engine.
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    FTFY
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    Can you honestly imagine the blazers etc at the SFA even going near any scientific expertise?
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Plenty time. Derek has obviously been busy posing for thon boys leg tattoo.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ice cream slice
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    You’re looking in the wrong parks. I’m sure Turboshandy can point you in the right direction.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    They don’t help themselves Volvos. Driving around with their lights on. Who knows what the Volvo really said though.
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    Thanks m8, it’s actually my birthday. #GSTMM
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    Your tights are probably too tight.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    He was pretty much like this every time he went to the bar.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Probably RFC this time. From beyond the grave. Im still all for banning both CFC and RFC and SFC.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    I once met a ballet dancer called Jesus in a Premier Inn in Glasgow. I don’t think it was the real “Jesus” though.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    f**k em.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    The hopes and dreams of Steven Gerrard.
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    If you’ve never prayed professionally you don’t have a fucking clue.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    We need to see the nudey pics first.
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