Melanius Mullarkey

This. Love a good low level petty choring spree. I went to see my dad (*RIP) a couple of weeks back and his cupboard was rammed with the wee sugar sachets from Costa. Sum boi.

How often is a random piss test for the rigs?

Was looking back at Scotland's 1998 qualifying stuff and the fact that David Hoppy Hopkin scored a couple at Pittodrie in the penultimate game, a 4-1 trouncing of Belarus. A photo from this game is below. More interestingly, there is a further Scottish Football/Hollywood actor connection here in the fact that the guy on the right with the light blue shirt and blond hair is undoubtedly Stephen McKidd. Stephen I believe, at some point in his younger days signed for Motherwell (or had a trial with them) and is the big brother of actor Kevin McKidd.

The guy looking away's thinking " Im sure that tractor show leaflet said Saturday"

I heard a rumour he shagged a megaphone.

Its all dinosaur pish anyway Didn’t realise Billy Brown goes around pishing in folks paddling pools.

I would estimate a broth consisting of 10% my pish, 20% the bairn’s pish, 5% the wife’s pish, 10% the cats pish/slavers, 25% fox pish, 10% assorted insect pish, 10% pidgeon pish and a bit of water.

Sound.

What about lying in a paddling pool drinking cider?

This. I know these lads chase the money but Sunderland is a fucking basket case. Good luck to the boy.

A dog has died. https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/680556/dog-dies-from-heat-exhaustion-in-perthshire-village/

Yeah but brown skinned folk and blue passports eh?

It’s been quiet down Ibrox recently tbf

Yes, can I help you?

Do the Swallow Roundabout. ”The Granny Danger Circle - Welcome to Dundee”

The catholic population is around 8% in Cowdenbeath according to some census figures found on the inter web. Obviously 8% is waaaaaay to high.

It’s the ones that have the sign up saying “would you like to sponsor this roundabout” that annoy me for some reason.

Try a steamroller.

Alaskan pipeline. She can thank me later.

My tap has not been on since 9am. And it’s still, what they call, “aff”.

They’ve kept the M and ordered some ACARONI seats.

They should just let Aberdeen into the group stages after that.

I wonder what size of crowds Peppino Improbalo played in front of?