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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Who?
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Koka spicy or die. Ones for the watching, thats who. (what did they bring, out of interest?)
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    At last. A time for Liz McColgan to shine. You go girl.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Milligan. Cleese. Everett.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    So have we and it’s a fucking disgrace. Actually, that might have been your fridge but the point still stands
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Smert c**t eh?
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Thats me off the hook for the forseeable.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    6 Highers? Posh c**t eh?
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    There's a club if you'd like to go, you could meet someone who really loves you. So you go and you stand on your own And you leave on your own And you go home and you cry And you want to die.
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    I once drew a picture of my calculator in a Maths exam and got 3% for the paper.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    One could argue that the contents could assist.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    No but Liz would have used this quite a lot.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not something you wear.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    The webcam over next to the window helps tbf.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    No
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    He needs microwaved. Just kick back and put the feet up. I’m sure Mrs sjc will be fine when she comes home later, the house is a shit hole and youre sitting watching the Japanese equivalent of Homes Under the Hammer in your pants.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not one of Geoff’s.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Nein, nein, nein. Said the German policeman.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Any c**t?
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is that your leg routine before the martial arts practice starts..
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  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Can you let me know what I got up to on Friday night please? Can’t remember a fucking thing.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    That table will take ages to polish at that rate. id get a new cleaner in tbh.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Had a tremendous night out on Friday. Quite a few ice cold pints of amber nectar were guzzled. Looks like I may have been converted.
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