Melanius Mullarkey

Think nom nom.

Not something to wear.

Had a few in the Oban Inn last night. A good wee pub with decent beers on tap (none of that Tennents shite thankfully) yet groups of fuckwits continued to come in and order pints of Heineken.

Fermers and teuchters at it again I see.

I never managed to go to Deja Vu as it closed not long after I turned 18. Was it as jakey a nightclub you could get? That's what I had always been told. Indeed it was. I Imagine those two up the thread were probably regulars. In fact they were probably employed outside the door to entice people in.

f**k Star Wars. It’s friday.

Southern Ireland, there.

Will of the people, m9.

Still, another excuse for the BBC to have endless sound bites and QT appearances from Niggly Farage.

Paedo?

Have funeral flowers like this.

Always liked her in that mustard number.

Think she’s lifting them with her jowls.

#getyerfuckingbagoffthecouchandhangitup

Wife stole my cider the other night so I’m having to make do with Pouilly Fume.

Are you being as serious as cancer with that comments? (Pretty flexible the old cancer eh?)

You’re no right. In both senses.

Your wife deserves everything she gets for leaving a bag on the couch.

I'll pretend I didnt read that seeing as your banned. However if someone had suggested Sol, then I would say to them, wrong.

Is it mainly a Rangers or Celtic bit?

Whilst the debate over Shandon’s Raperknife continues, I’ll drop this into the mixer.

Must have missed a 1 of the front of that.

Came across this the other day.

Or Little Mix as they are commonly known.

Id make it 36 or 48 hours tbh.