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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    At the risk of this not being every day enough, here’s another one from me.
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    Aye but what’s their Staunch Factor?
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    No wonder she’s no teeth. Handy mind you.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Just asked her and it’s basically
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not surprising though.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Same here. Gives me the dry boak just thinking about it. Then adding bread into that equation?
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Congratulations surely !
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Haud the bus a minute...
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Just realised he has the old DLA pole attached to his arm.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    So very much a possibility then.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Last night I was being served McEwans 80/- in an unspecified bar by Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. Decent pint tbf.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    More mismatched belly to boob size ratio on my lunchtime stroll today.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    So do taxi drivers to be fair. Give taxi drivers doctors wages IMO.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    ^^^^Currently idling in the Alder Hey Hospital taxi rank.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    TAXI!
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  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    He helped let his club die. Thats funny.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    He helped let his club die. Thats funny.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Butter on oatcakes with cheese? Why in the name of god would you do that?
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    b*****d relief valve
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    First Shyte, now Jobbie. https://stv.tv/news/scotland/1413414-fancy-a-piece-and-jobbie-malaysian-company-launch-spread/
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    Phone camera
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    Bee machine
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Tea machine
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Coffee machine
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