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Melanius Mullarkey

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    Heads gone everywhere.
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    Oh Viennas....
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    Aye, long gone.
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    What do you call a Frenchman on holiday?
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    Ant powder is your friend. Water does f**k all in my experience.
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    Not a fucking lot by the look of it.
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    Cant remember Craig Brown being in Father Ted.
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    Tidied up the front. Still messy round the back.
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    Don’t be so Sicily.
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    Good. Mince is showing his age by macaroni looks great.
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    Mince and macaroni.
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    Suns oot, knackers oot.
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    Couch grass. Absolute arsehole material.
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    Have eyelashes on their headlights
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    Our number is one digit away from a nearby doctors surgery and the wife once answered the phone at 8am and book some c**t in for an appointment. To be fair, she’s one lazy b*****d so at least it got her out of her pit.
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    Dam it. I knew there was a flaw in my business model somewhere.
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    Cash on collection. Came to £9.99. Shame. If this happened you are a b*****d of the highest order! Won’t argue with that.
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    House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes.
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    Dominic Ball.
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    I blame Angus Fuckin Jamieson.
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    Thanks Motherwell. That is all.
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