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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Must be the non-conductive hipster Pacific pale ale from Waitrose that’s saving me.
  2. Due to fucking Tories privatization of our holy railways and the associated chronic underfunding of suitable railstock and track infrastructure, the shooglyness of this fucking train has caused a beer-laptop interface incident. Thanks Thatcher.
  3. The shitey east coast train bar doesnt have top totty wearing soaking wet t-shirts popping in to dry off every couple of minutes though.
  4. London’s shitty thunder meaning having to get on a ducking train at 4pm rather than getting stuck into the beer for a few hours before heading to the airport.
  5. Did you exchange phone numbers afterwards? Are you going to see it again?
  6. Excellent. I’ll be there about 4pm.
  7. Heading down there today. I’ve only brought one tap and I better not need it.
  8. Pics? He’s got guests coming round and has put it to good use.
  9. Drive past a delightful little pub called the Damside Inn earlier (Allanton). Was going to pop in for a craft beer and smashed avocado on artisan bread but time was against me. Next time.
  10. Is Lanark west coast or borders? Either way it’s Taps aff here today.
  11. It’s got to be thon goalie. Warming the bench until McGregor stubs his toe whilst out pished then makes his appearance and throws in a goal against Livingston.
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