Melanius Mullarkey

I hope Danger isn’t watching.

Bow mate Katy matey. (provided those Tesco c***s have it on special or I’ll take my custom to Asda)

Better weather next week could well mean a spell of zoider.

Before putting a new one up in August.

Did they no get a burl on the bike?

Cows milk.

I’ve asked Victoria and she reckons it’s a cry for help.

It’s a pity that didn’t end with Yours sincerely Angus Jamieson Spokesperson

Cheers. I shall purchase to see what the story is.

Use this service, probably.

I have to say you sound pretty fucked for 26. Come back in 20 years.

Anybody tried Glenallachie? Looks a bit peely wally.

It’s darker. Like a stronger, maltier export. A tremendous pint if you get a good one. The cans used to be not too bad as well. Asda used to do them years ago but not sure if you can get it up here these days. Cans were blue instead of red (like the export).

Assam >>>>>>>>all others

Always prefer Scotch or Exhibition on draft. Champion pints.

It think it was also one of my first pub drinks thinking back. However, I wasn’t a butter fingered buffoon and managed to drink it like a normal person. (these days, I don’t care)

Broke my last schooner the other day.

Newcastle Brown Ale from a can.

^^^^healed.

I have site impediment.

Sexist pig. Come on you scotch girlies.

Hurry up. Like watermelons here in the shed.

You on the afternoon shift this week?

He mentioned the word wife, so 5 minutes from home is too close imo.

It’s great. The other night it had Starsky and Hutch, Airwolf and Knight Rider. And then a programme about hating foreigners.