Melanius Mullarkey

Thanks Motherwell. That is all.

It’s because he’s a baldy ***.

2 pints earlier. Fucking shitewater.

Magic cola.

Good idea. Lining one up now to accompany my bacon and egg roll.

Cointreau and ice. Just preparing the magic cola for tomorrow.

Quoting the telegraph, m8?

No it doesn’t.

Truly sensational. Had a ranting inner monologue argument about whether she looked better with or without the glasses. Same here, however I’m glad she kept taking them off then putting them on again. What a performance. My only slight niggle was that her cleavage line was slightly off centre from her top.

Blaby sounds as exciting as Yarm.

Coren-Mitchell’s jugs on BBC1.

Maybe the 700ml is really far away.

FTFY

That’s my fear. Somebody might accidentally push her into the fire and tragically disfigure her beautiful face.

Yer mum tell you that?

Super. Getting fed up with the wife never setting the fire anymore. Says she’s too busy/lazy.

On a side note, is that a fake coal fire? Thinking of getting one put in but my fire place is narrower. Advice sought.

This. Every day of the week and three times on a sunday.

That makes more sense come to think of it.

There used to be one of those at the bogs in Hyderabad airport however it had flashing lights on it and played a bleepy version of Mozart's Turkish March whilst it feebly warmed your hands/breeks.

Nothing wrong with having former St Mirren, Hibs, Kilmarnock and Dundee players on to give a balanced view.

I’ve only just seen this Magee. I must say I’m somewhat disappointed by this post.

It was probably on fire at the time tbf.