Melanius Mullarkey

I’m going to guess your sunroof needs repaired.

USA!! USA!!! Twats. Impressive as f**k though, fair play to Musk and the bois.

Anybody else had there car in for a service and had a video clip back of the mechanic going round the car explaining whats wrong? Didnt realise this was a thing now but a mate's missus (wid not) who is Hungarian received an email with some gadge mumbling his best Dundonian as to what needed done (as if looking at in on a video you were going to say "oh aye, your right, so it does"). He sent me a link to the clip as neither of them could understand a fucking word (sounds pissed) and to be quite honest, neither could I, even after having lived here for 27 years.

Too late. I've kicked it off. Will try an Iranian based one later in the year.

This shite not dead yet?

Just bought an HP3720. £40 in Currys. Does the job. Anyway, onto more pressing matters. Has Lovely Ladies of the Winter Olympics thread been started yet?

^^^^cancer loving scum.

Thankfully, I never read the Sun.

Lets just say it involved a Radial Dog Vent.

Sounds more like your typical Sagittarius.

Interesting.

The 1970s probably.

Last night I dreamt I caught the wife snogging Jason Bateman in a swimming pool. The most worrying this was that I was actually slightly seething about the whole sordid affair.

Bae. Im not even sure I know what that means. Always thought they made missiles for white people to blow up brown people.

FTFY

Carillion boss found.

Was Portillo driving?

Did it happen in instalments over 52 weeks?

Was he wearing a bunnet and ranting a lot?

In reality, I've never been away.

Reported for muslamaphobia.