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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    A pair of Dundee United incontenance pants.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Flymo
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    @Rugster can we have a temporary ban (eg 6 weeks) for folk who put blurry photos up please?
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Wonder if this is true for the other perks as well?
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    1st Runner Up though.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ive been wanting to get my lugs syringed for some time now. Do you need to ask a Doctor or is there some kind of back street network that does it?
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Bee hive glory hole. Four words I've only overheard once at the British Beekeepers Association Conference (1997).
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Where has the fucking time gone?
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Sair yin. Used to do India a fair bit in the 2000s when all domestic airports were dry. Fucking nightmare.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    I bet you were pishing yourself then as well.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Well he would look very out of place because they’re not playing until Saturday.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    ^^^big composer found. (Beethoven).
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    The third movement is my favourite.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Well somebody has to stop Fernando Torres next season.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    ‘Mon eh Portugal.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    I’ll bet that hasn’t happened in a while.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    Sounds like we could be Bunion Buddies.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    That’s the least of your problems, Magee.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    An ever increasing bunion on my left foot. Great for predicting when it’s going to rain, though. Other than that I’m as fit as a double bass.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    “And over live to LA where David Beckham will present Nicky with his Player of the Decade award”
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    You as well?
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  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    This could get interesting.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    I was in for some bridge rolls and a bottle of wine. No cakes for me.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Did you buy some cake No I did not.
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