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    https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/jail-for-woman-who-put-lives-in-danger-after-setting-fires-at-flats/ Woman, Donna Morrell, 43 from Arbroath.
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    Raging because nae c**t cares about Partick Thistle imo.
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    Put the letter “h” into words to signify they are a bit Celticy.
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    Happy 1st Consiversary to all.
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    Did we get to the bottom of the full “Proddies pit Scoatland on ra map by ra way” claim?
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    No, it’s Soupras.
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    They way she’s acting up these days, I would have no fears for her.
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    Did the Dutch bloke bring The Songbook with him?
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    Define “the map”.
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    Wonder if they do Jospered Carrots?
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    The bairn has just informed me that she nutmegged a Dundee Utd player who was visiting her primary school yesterday. Had to look it up but it was non other than.....
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    I was waving both my cocks in front of her.
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    #rip m9.
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    This reminds me of the time (probably about 5 years ago) when my current wife claims to have “invented” windscreen wipers that came on automatically. She thought of it in the bath one night. incredibly forward thinking of her, considering our car at the time had an auto windscreen wiper function already on it.
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    Update on the piles man. He’s off to the nick, not the hospital. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/haemorrhoids-pictures-man-sent-to-jail-for-23-weeks-for-threatening-dundee-housing-staff/
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    On the plus side, it's nearly Easter Saturday though.
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    She doesnt like you. Told me the other night.
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    Amazon Shipping tracking. "Track your parcel" "Parcel out for delivery, 9.22am" "Delivered by 8pm" Thanks for that.
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    As Missus throbber could testify.
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    Its funny because Chisholm sounds like jism as well.
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    A man needs his farting fuel.
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    It’s fucking started. I was in Tesco yesterday and there were no loose carrots, leeks or white pita bread left. Brexit britain, people.
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