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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    How much?
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Did you forget where you parked the car?
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    Wid not.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    I doubt that the whole “Utd would be better losing” Doddsy pish would have been spouted if they have been playing Falkirk or Morton this weekend.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Unleashed my latest creation earlier. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Desert Dhow. A Vienetta hull, chocolate orange sail and glacé cherry bouys.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Get a king rib then.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    As does everyone bar possibly 2-3 teams.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    By wouldn’t you just go and sit in the boozer and get a fish supper on the way back to the hotel?
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Do folk seriously go to Wetherspoons and drink that shite?
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    I’m currently sporting grey jobbie catchers. The only downside is the inevitable wet penny scenario.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    NEW FIRM DERBY KLAXON
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    Elgin born and bred.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    I’m assuming Lustig had to get that leg amputated after rolling around and screaming.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Think he prefers the other channel tbf.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Decent Well support there. Has McCann just given up then?
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Its staff are St Mirren fans. Perfectly understandable.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ah well that’s it then. I’m voting Tory from here on in.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    If nobody can be arsed to tell them apart, just merge them.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Granny Steptoe.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    The stupid length of time it takes one of the egg chasing c***s to kick a conversion. Standing looking at the posts for half an hour whilst everyone stays silent. Just kick it you cauliflowered eared c**t.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Arran Road in Perth, then Dundee then Aberdeen. You didn’t try to repossess a video recorder from Blackness Road, Dundee circa 1995 due to £65 debt caused by a cheque always bouncing? Id just like to say, it was all an administrative error at the bank.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Coupon on and I’m still in my bed. lolz
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Chic Young.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Pretty sure Derek Ferguson won it 2012-2017.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    A revolting dad.
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