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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    I hope you threw her in the Loch and then divorced her. Fucking portrait mode.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    ^^^^^ hammered.
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    https://stv.tv/news/east-central/1408343-spiders-eggs-found-in-bunch-of-supermarket-bananas/ Shopper finds eggs from deadly spider in Asda bananas The man phoned the police, who promptly destroyed the eggs.
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    Was KB up in Dundee yesterday by any chance? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43058120
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    A Lidl bag?
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Why is he called El Buffalo?
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Red dotted by the missus or divorced. Which is worse?
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Your thumb looks abnormally long. That’s a carrot, m8.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Or one of these. Up the Arsenal.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    He'll be too busy out keying the sides of Kia Ce'eds just now.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    I am reluctantly willing to give the sausage stovies a try if Nade posts the recipe.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    Stovies with square sausage is way worse than anything that I've ever done. And I include sweet mince curry with pineapple through it in that equation.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Somebody hacked your account, m8.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    ^^^^Likes to watch an old queen fondling little sacks.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    In fact, why bother with the Tuesday part. We dont say Merry Christmas Day or Happy Easter Sunday. Happy Pancake!
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Oor cat spent week 1 under the living room sofa. Week 2 under our bed and half of week 3 missing outside.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    If you've had anything by Findus in the past few years, you probably have.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    We still talking fags or are we onto farts now?
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    She's from the west coast so you're absolutely right.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    The wife and bairn like pineapple. I loaded up my bits with........
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    A pizza express margarita which I souped up with various items including pineapple.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Why have them later when you can have them for breakfast Very true. Whilst Im here, your shop's pizza sign is in the wrong aisle. I wasted nearly 20 seconds the other night looking for pizzas only to realise they were in the next aisle. I'll be in later with a strongly worded letter to your manager.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Anyone else having pancakes later?
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Literally this.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Just had a Mini Roll. Scenes have ensued.
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