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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Agreed. The gnashing of teeth this morning was a delight. Play to the whistle. In more important news, a (maroon) wheelie bin blew onto the road in front of me earlier. Luckily I managed to stop a good 20 m before I hit it.
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    No. It’s nowhere near that bad. Nothing like the BBC to desperately whip up some hysteria.
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    Snowplough and gritter just toddled up the street (a cul de sac) #coonciltax #valueformoney
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    So far...........
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    This.
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    What the f**k are the army doing? Sitting on their heroic arses, that’s what. pffft.
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    Blue bin for garden waste, then?
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    My council tax went up last year, and my road still isnt fucking gritted. Nor are my bins emptied. Bins aren't till Thursday, m8.
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    CODE RED I REPEAT CODE RED.
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    What a nation of shitebags. f**k all new sna' in Dundee and in fact the sun has been out.
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    I'm no Jacques Cousteau but I think that's the sea rolling in, m8.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is there any other kind? Ones that are breathingly challenged? This. Except mine doesn't work but I still wish she would f**k off and stop nipping my bonce.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Including unwanted wives?
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    Those lavvies wont unblock themselves you know. Anyway, took the bairn to school earlier. Although the roads were a bit dodgy nobody died on route. I on the other hand felt it was too dangerous to go to work today so a day of working from home (ie getting the sledge runners sharpened for later).
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    Hiya Sandra, Hiya Pal!
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    They probably should have stuck in at school. If it was open.
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    Down now. Pretty sure for a while it was:
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    Sad!
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Arguably the most technologically advanced country in the world and they haven't heard of electric blankets? Have a word, m8.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Stanstead - Dundee flight has now just circled over the house for the 6th time. Should be an interesting landing for the poor c***s.
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    Wid.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Took me nearly 20 minutes to drive home there. Fucking seething.
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