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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    What the f**k is that?
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Id happily pump them until they shut up if that helps.
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    McMinter.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Good. Serves them right IMO.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Comedy gold imo.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    4 days people. 4 days.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Might take a couple of years but, me too.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Plus he watches Real Madrid every week.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Shut up. Green milk is for losers.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    When by back went tits up about 9 years ago, the days and nights a had on tramadol were tremendous and Im sure i could have cigarred my way up the Alps My GP had a cupboard load of them and would just give me a few boxes at a time, bypassing the prescription nonsense. I eventually had to get hold of some of the wife's diazepam to get me off the ceiling. What a time to be alive.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    I reckon I could give the Tour de France a fair crack if I had enough Tramadol tbh.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    Sitting in their living room with the curtains open and the big light on in the evenings. Speaking to people on the street from their (normally 1st floor) flat window. Taps aff in the high street. Shouting at the top of their voice to grab the attention of one of their acquaintances who happens to be 300m away in said high street.
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  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Light their fags off the cooker.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    I don’t think I’ll be in, sorry.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Pretty sure Baggio was gutted at the missed opportunity.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    This. Paul McStay was a decent midfielder for Celtic. Juventus in the early 1990s, though. FFs.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    They’re fucking shite, that’s what they are.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Looks like she could do with a few loaves.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Wifie standing at the empty bread shelves in Tesco earlier shouting into her phone “Nut, there nothing, absolutely nothing for yer pieces. ITS A FUCKING DISGRACE” as she walks past a load of rolls, wraps and sandwich thins.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is there anyone employed on the fucking telly (or radio fwiw) these days that can pronounce the word “February” correctly?
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Have we had the “not good enough for England anyway” mob on the phone yet?
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Bugger.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Put you off your tommy soup?
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Oh my giddy aunt.
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