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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    f**k sake. Getting mildly annoyed with this snow shite now.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Hangover still not materialised as yet.
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    I find Howie’s stuff a bit bland tbh. Needs more arsehole/eyelid.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Going to see Stewart Lee that night so thankfully I’ll miss this bottle job.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    King Billy’s last meal, apparently. Noted.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    And tell him to stay away from her too. Think it’s too late for that. Pretty sure she’ll be riddled by now.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Arancini is fucking quality. Those however, look shite. I’ll pass on your critique to Giovanni.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Same thing imo.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Had to look that up but you’re fucking spot on.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Aye but what’s the stitches target?
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    The state of that c**t in the deck chair. Straight outta Saughton.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    Now now. Have you ever deep fried a Kia ora?
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ftfy
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    This is how it feels to be Celtic. Diving against a lower league side.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ah well, at least the extra fat is not going to waste.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Does Sharleen spiteri actually have tits?
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    They are balls of risotto rice in batter. Probably not the only balls belonging to Giovanni that your sister is munching on. Is best let her husband know. Then again, maybe not as he’s a ***.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Moved onto a £4 bottle of Chilean viogner.
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  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Blue or green?
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    My sister has just emailed me the photo below with the title “Giovanni has made Arancini!”. 1. I don’t know who Giovanni is. 2. I don’t know what Arancini is. 3. I don’t fucking care.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ditto, sans ice. Slainte, Broon.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Doubt he’s even been to Dundee.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Pics or GTF.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Toffee Pops.
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