The wee escalators in the Overgate in Dundee near Clinton Cards. They're the wrong way round. The one on the right goes up where it should be the one on the left.
Must be a switch somewhere to change direction.
Have a motorbike engine in their front garden.
Have 300 gnomes/windmills/little painted signs in their front garden.
Have 200 lumps of dog shit in their front garden.
Going to see Stewart Lee tomorrow night.
Reminded the missus of this at the weekend and she says "Oh good, is that the Canadian guy that does the one liners or the lanky guy that was in the jungle".
I don't know why I bother.