You really have to laugh at the OF*, signing up Dundee players then creaming their knickers because the pass a pass occasionally or make an easy save.
Ambition writ large right there.
As you were correct in the floppy stakes first, it’s the wife’s MSc thesis which I found in my desk drawer at work. However I will try to find a computer with an appropriate orifice and check if there’s any tits on it.