Shortly after the offer, he caught his pony tail in one of the basketball hoops at the McTaggart Centre, playing against Joe Fitzpatrick who then enticed him into politics.
Actually, it looks like he now has 3 ears. So not only is he being tortured, the Unionists are conducting some kind of sick medical experiments on him like thon poor wee timorous beastie.
Im hoping that post Brexit, Daniel Kawczynski MP has to drive down the slums of Sunderland and the likes in his gold Rolls Royce telling everyone how great things are now.