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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Anybody's "Mink Status" changed? According to the mink map, I grew up in a light blue area of minkiness and now live in a light blue area of minkiness. Lack of ambition on my part IMO.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Had them out last week... did you buy any?
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    Pipe down you. I was in your shop at the start of the week and you had fucking Easter eggs out.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Tee hee!
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Willo incomeing.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    They probably find that equally disgusting tbf
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    ^^^gets his slack from Dorothy Jacks.
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    ?
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Hang on a minute. You're not from Hawick are you?
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    No one sings that song. Your wife was singing it last night tbf.
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    Keith. Shite name, shite place (IMHO).
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Hurt is a fucking shite song, whoever sings it tbf.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    “Keep to the left and you’ll always be right.” Applies to politics as well tbf. Ironic given this was the war cry of Granny Purple my old primary school headie who made Genghis Khan look like a snowflake.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    He said tradesmen, Magee.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    12 m8.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Do you also play in goal for Wales?
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    So he's diabetic ? Heroin addict.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Only morons use cash these days anyway. Let that be the end of it.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    i watched that game by myself, pissed, on top of a flat roof at the top of Blackness Road Dundee. Dragged the telly outside through a hatch in a small cupboard.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    I wish I'd taken the time to do Tarbrax when I was down at the Livi game. Hamilton away on 23rd of this month could be a possibility for a swing through Rigside mind you. Hamilton and Rigside in the same day.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Nice #Staunch ending.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    ATM Machine How do you remember your PIN number though?
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Hopefully after that, someone will perform the Heimlich manouvere.
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