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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Ive never been to Rigside but I feel that it might become a pilgrimage. In the car though and Im not stopping.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    What? Just because your missus read a few of your texts?
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    Joy McAvoy = Wid. That is all.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    RIgside is the trial village for Elon Musk's new Hover Car Range.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    “The point of violence” Deary me.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    See also “a steak dinner”.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Right up there with “I was just standing having a piss in the field when the sheep backed onto me”
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    “I hadn’t signed because it had been delayed for another day, so I was in the hotel in Edinburgh and they’ve just been beaten 7-0 and and I was just thinking, ‘oh no’.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    What happens in Hawick, stays in Hawick. Or not.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Airdries gonna Air.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Derek McInnes shagged Bananarama. FACT.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    How very dare you. Next time i make it, I'll get some photos of this north east delicacy.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Any place with the letter "x" at the end of it is usually full of inbred arseholes.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    This is what too much Irn Bru does to you, kids.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Drove along that route last summer coming back from Lanark, Lets take the scenic route I thought rather than whoring along the M8. Help ma fucking boab.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    You talking about your bollocks or a jumper?
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    Oh dear, they wont like that.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Wid.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    "Didn't recognise here with her clothes on" response IMO.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Wid (Jane).
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Jimmy Savile gluing locks in Aberdeen businesses. https://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/fp/news/local/cctv-released-after-locks-glued-shut-at-aberdeen-business/
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    That would be class tbh I get this but the above picture is the equivalent of eating Shirley Carter.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Jakey Teas on twitter is where its at.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Fresh from a street vendor in Istanbul IMO.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Anyway, where’s @philpy?
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